I was chatting to a mechanic who was working on my car about bikes as I had cycled in to check on the progress. He got chatting about riding downhill back in the day and said he had to give up riding bikes totally as he got excited every time he sat on the saddle. He tried going to the doctors who said it can happen and can take years before the problem stops, something to do with the pressure on it I think. He said he didn’t ride any bikes any more…..
PS – this definitely isn’t me, it really was a mechanic and I have no idea why he told me about it, it was definitely said quietly enough that the other guys there didn’t hear.
At least that was a proper medical problem, you just sound weird 😆