Wife had a replacement knee on Monday and is doing well in hospital but that leaves me alone at home.

I don’t really feel like going out and partying but sat here bored.

I know TV is crap normally but is seems crapper watching it alone.

Anyone think of fun stuff to do, or just to kill time before I go to bed alone again?

Not looking for sympathy, just some kind of distraction. Home alone is worse than stuck away from home with work after three days

What would you normally do?

Sit watching crap on TV…

…with her

Just get really bored on my own. I made an art installation and planter for her earlier today as a returning welcmoe present.

Weird how the same stuff that is okay when she is here just doesn’t work when she is not. Even beer isn’t doing it for me at the moment

Put Sky Atlantic on. Ralph Steadman is an utter and total genius. No-one could possibly find that boring.

Climb a ladder; that should liven things up.

Blind yourself with your hairy palms?

Climb a ladder; that should liven things up.

I thought using a chop saw after a bottle of Pinot Grigio would have a similar effect, or at least a bed in the same ward

Is Sky Atlantic available on Virgin cheap skate package?

do you have time to fit other hobbies in between trips to A&E?

I RESENT THAT!

I haven’t been to A&E for over a week

Is Sky Atlantic available on Virgin cheap skate package?

Nah, tough luck, its a Sky only channel

Sit watching crap on TV…

…with her

And now she won’t ’cause your a cripple ? 🙁

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJMoPDUP_24[/video]

I have watched an American reclaim company getting trucks and cars back called ‘Lizard pickups’ or something like that. When I realised I was looking for speed dating reptiles on TV I decided to retire to the internet

And now she won’t ’cause your a cripple ?

Funny, but with just enough truth to hurt ;-0

I will have to meet up with you and Aziz for a drink again soon

xhamster should kill ten mins.

It doesn’t take 10 minutes with the wife, why would it take longer with a Hamster?