You know – making mincers look like a bunch of numpties down at the local trail centre.

I haven't been doing such a thing on my rigid singlespeed – oh no. Who would dream of it.

As an aside I thought Orange 5's might be a little bit faster than a rock lobster with carbon forks and 32:16 on a descent on Inners, apparently not though. 😉

Excuse me sir, but exposing ones willy round here is seen as rude….
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(problem is, for everyone I am faster than, there is always someone faster than me)

So you are average then? I doubt that.

I'm very quick, but there are loads of riders out there that make me look like an asthmatic snail with heavy shopping 😀 that's why I compete in lots of different events, it puts all your "I'm f**kin awsome" ideas back into persprective, which everyone needs now and then to maintain a healthy mind. If you're not careful you can belive your own hype and become a nobber….just look at most roadies 😆

You know – making mincers look like a bunch of numpties down at the local trail centre.

I haven't been doing such a thing on my rigid singlespeed – oh no. Who would dream of it.

As an aside I thought Orange 5's might be a little bit faster than a rock lobster with carbon forks and 32:16 on a descent on Inners, apparently not though

Tragic.

i bet you have a bigger exhaust on your Nova than everyone else in Maccy D's carpark too 🙄

"i bet you have a bigger exhaust on your Nova than everyone else in Maccy D's carpark too "

LMAO!!

Dull. As usual.

Wasn't much dust down at Scotlands Whistler today either.

Jesus, not again…

Look we all understand, you've got a small willy. You can't help that, it's nothing to be ashamed of, after all, girls say size doesn't matter*, but this thread? Again? C'mon man, you need to be more inventive…

*They're lying, of course…

*comedy american accent* Goan, admit it your just a mincerbaiter */comedy american accent*

When Glupton ate dust

😈

Stuartie_c. I cost you 3rd place though. 😀

Not true – I cost me third place!

Because you were busy looking over your shoulder for me. 😀

Next year….

You doing the Puffer?

Yup – in a 4. Same as you, I see…

Mixed 4?

We have a secret weapon. 😀

I ride up hills slow, and at the moment down hills slow too. You can bait me all you like… but I rest easy in the knowledge that I am hung like a donkey 😉

I usually don't notice (or care about) the folk who ride nice bikes badly at any of the trail centres. I'm only just out of that category myself! However… did see a guy on a brand new Spesh Pitch today riding round even remotely rocky stuff at GT. I laughed, but only because it was so ridiculous.

Mixed 4?

We have a secret weapon

One of our riders is called Sandy…

Just recovered form a major operation too.

What a nob.

You do all appear to be missing one of the critical facts in my original post. Bet you cant figure out what it is though. 😈

everyone is faster on their local trails. some of us don't see it as confirming of our skills though! 🙄

Actually, no – I'm faster on the ones up the road.

Goan- can i come to play on your local trails on my singlespeed dressed as a numpty for a race? ( promise to wear a full face helmet and body armor if that'll stimulate your racing urges) you could then come to my local trails and we could do it again? At the end of it we could even compare willy sizes just to see if you really do have a tinky winky 😆

Last time I rode round the Selkirk area with a local he dazzled me with his bike handling skills.
So I'd never be able to bate any scottish mincers on a forum based mountainbike website.

Test riding a 5 were you?

Spag – I think that was the other way about mate.

Looks like your partner was holding the line Goan at Moray 😆 😉

Yip – they sure were. But then I would expect that given that the guy is a legend on a bike and I was ill.

Goan

Fancy Jacob's Ladder on your rigid SS, me on my 6" FS?