I could do with a wee bit extra cash on the run up to Xmas. Thinking of something outdoors-ish, maybe an early morning start so I still get some riding time in, I have some comfy shoes already. Oh – and I can always use a few extra red elastic bands.

Do you like opening children's birthday cards and playing football with boxes labeled as fragile?

Temporary Postie would seem to fit the bill – and you can ride while you work 😆

petrol station forecourt pole dancer?

Scab.

LOL I was going to mention postie.

I need a job. Happy to replace striking posties on a temporary basis.

postie would be ideal. you get to steal all the wiggle/CRC packages

If it was just the seasonal intake of posties fine – scabbing on the other hand is just wrong

B&Q take pensioners on I believe 😉

Surely it's not "scabbing" if the temporary workers who are working aren't unionised morons?

(Blue touch paper lit, CFH retired to watch the Bath v Stade game and have a beer or four)

CFH – define scabbing.

Fingers licked and used to extinguish blue touch paper…

Avoid the picket lines, Paperboy.