Strange hunch/longshot…

Which curry place, out of idle nosiness?

Great Kathmandu. The mince Lamb is red 😯

The Gurkha Grill used to be cracking.

What was the indicator?

they complained about the coffee

They were voicing their opinion of how much of a con 650b is and then tried to sell some dodgy looking ring to the waiter for £400

Was one of them trying to sell you their ring?

They had the ‘STW look’ about them.

Still wearing 2 day old work shirts ?

They had the ‘STW look’ about them.

So you saw an ugly fat bloke having a Korma?

When they left they got into Audis with Orange 5s on the roofracks 😉

Why would an STWer eat in a curry house?

Surely they’d prepare their own meal based on their extensive travelling time in India using only ethically sourced vegetarian products. And stayed at home to enjoy it whilst bathing in the warmth from their wood burning stove before retiring with their ever faithful partner and dog to groom each others beards and drink a whisky only they’ve ever heard of (but you can buy in Aldi).

Dr Swank +1

DrSwank nailed it!

groom each others beards

😀

[further stw stereotype] It’s other’s [/further stw stereotype]