I’ve seen #veganuary, #dryanuary and #tryanuary so far. What else have you got?

I heard #veganuary mispronounced which seemed an interesting option

#baconuary

Apparently Fannyuary is for ladies who are unable to contribute to Decembeard

#Banuary
A time when the mods crack down on the petty squabbling types.
🙂

Vanuary – that time when the STW gentlemen start thinking about buying a VW Transporter

Spamuary – where i try to make loads of money by re-branding Spam to hipsters as “pushed pork”

Jamuary

I’m waiting six months ’till it’s Pune.

perchypanther – Member
I’m waiting six months ’till it’s Pune

Well you’ll sure as hell be glad of the famed laxative effect by then.

#Aryanuary?

Sounds fascist

Well you’ll sure as hell be glad of the famed laxative effect by then.

Won’t be a problem. Had a proper clear out during Panuary.

Januworry

#January

I am only answering to the name Jan this month.

Tomorrow I’ll be doing Hamuary.

I’m going to be neutering cats every day in Spay – raising much needed awareness of the Cats Prevention League

Then loosing all my money for Poorgust, Debtember and Hocktober

I’m going to be listening to Oasis’ entire back catalogue every day in #Champagne Supernovember

Tanuary?

I’ll be getting addicted to fake fags in Vapril

I shall be eating quiche in Flanuary and smoking tea in Heptember.

I’ll be making the forum a quieter place.

#Banuary

I fancy a trip in Ceptember

headfirst –
I’m going to be listening to Oasis’ entire back catalogue every day in #Champagne Supernovember

Shit! Hope its for charity!

I’ll be making the forum a quieter place.

#Banuary

You’ll be wasting your time – January is named after the Roman god of second logins

I’m going to be hugging plenty of trees in Larch.

Granuary – take your pick, either wholefoods or “waynerooneyworld”

Oh, and anyone immersing themselves in vajanuary, don’t wait until testember or you’ll have a nightmare in cocktober

You owe me a new keyboard.

I’m gonna goosestep my way through march

How about glansuary?

Parmesanuary

Since it’s Stanuary, I’m typing this while doing 90 on the freeway

We are all clutching at straws now.

Like desperatuary. Whenever that might be.

In the deserts of Sudanuary
And the gardens of Japanuary
From Milanuary to Yucatanuary
Every womanuary, every manuary
Hit me with your rhythm stick.

#IanDuary 😀

Mrs May is far from august

scaredypants – Member

#IanDuary