Don't know if this a local{near Edinburgh} thing but wherever you see a bunch of teenagers{of the ned/chav/scally variety} round here they have on the regulation Nike/Adidas grey jogging pants. Fair enough, think I own a pair myself.
What I don't do is swagger about fondling myself in public. In the house is a different matter and I would die to defend a man's right to self-cuppage in the privacy of his own home - but whilst I admit at the marvel contained in my pants around the time my balls dropped and/or I developed my first pubes, the only folk who did this in public were sex-pests, now they're everywhere!
I cannot fathom why these little urchins feel the need to continually self-check themslves at every single opportunity, whilst walking about the street, stopping only to get out there mobiles to play tinny, annoying, vapid, LOUD music.
Anyone know a teenager well enough to ask him why they do this? In fact I don't want to know, just tell him to stop.
