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  • Another joke thread
  • RustySpanner
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    ..and just in, tragic news as Osmond Muke, at 97 the world’s oldest school caretaker kicks the bucket.

    breatheeasy
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    What do you call a French man in sandals?

    Phillipe Phollope

    perchypanther
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    Pink Panther’s To Do list:

    To do, To do,
    To do, To do, To dooooo

    Fresh Goods Friday 696: The Middling Edition

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    holmes81
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    Two fish in a tank, one says how do you drive this thing?

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Some on here I’ve not heard before 😆

    mahalo
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    What’s the difference between a kangaroo, and a kangaroot?

    One’s an Australian animal, and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift!!

    Any more for tonight??

    Scapegoat
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    Van Gogh sitting in the pub. His mate comes in and says
    “Vincent, do you want a pint? “
    “No thanks” says Van Gogh, ” I’ve got one ‘ere.”

    Scapegoat
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    Pavlov sitting in the pub, and the bell rings for last orders. “Bollocks!” says Pavlov “I forgot to feed the dogs.”

    Scapegoat
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    Bloke goes into a dentists. “Can I help you?” asks the dentist

    “I am a moth” says the bloke
    “I beg your pardon?” says the dentist
    “I am a moth”

    “It’s not a dentist you need pal, it’s a psychiatrist” says the dentist

    “Oh I know that” says the bloke, “but I was on my way past and your light was on.”

    Scapegoat
    Full Member

    Bloke goes into a petshop and asks
    “Have you got a Manx cat?”
    “No,” says the owner “but I could make you one.”

    tomhoward
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    MrsTHtobe told me to stop quoting Oasis all the time.

    I said ‘yeah, I probably should, guess it’s getting irritating’

    esselgruntfuttock
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    What bird sounds like a car horn?
    A pipit.

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