Check this one out:
It's quite 'subtle' but there are some true gems in there. Take for example the quote (sic)
"I used my park aligment tools to check the rear end and it,s straight and true."
"Checkes carried out.
+Whole frame: For ware, cracks, dents or any sign of stress damage.
+Rear shock: Adjustments Air/oil pressure and bushes.
+Headtube: shape and condition"
What has this guy been doing?
Apparently, a Giant Anthem is for:
"Intended Use: XC light freeride all mountain."
...and if you take it out for a ride it will be your:
"dependable partner in crime"
Yes, well, indeed.