WTF?! “Flushable” baby wipes for adults?

Humanity, we’ve hit a new low.

(And I admit to the shame of watching ITV.)

This was on “The World of Shitverts” on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe last night. I did a little bit of a WTF at the ad he used. Mind you, I like a combination of dry, wet, polish with dry myself.

[possibly tongue in cheek] They are for us southerners not you tough lot in the north. We have very soft behinds down here caused by our comfy German car seats, smooth trails and excessive over biked ness. [/tongue in cheek]

I like a combination of dry, wet, polish with dry myself.

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