Just come back from having my hair cut and the barber told me my hair was starting to thin on top. 😯

Ooo you charmer you 😆

Not as bad as “when’s it due?”

I was not pregnant – and not impressed!

Not as bad as “when’s it due?”

I was not pregnant – and not impressed!

If it was your barber who said that then something’s gone very wrong somewhere down the line 🙂

Wait until he asks if you would like your eyebrows trimmed.

My dad still hasn’t forgiven the barber who broke the same news to him over 40 years ago!

Scenario. Me aged 23. With then gf at station. She randomly placed a kiss on my head.

GF: “Ah, I just kissed your bald spot”

Me: ” My WHAT???”

True story.

A bloke once said to me ‘careful looks like the hair thieves are coming for you’.

I replied
Well I better run quick as they’ve almost finished with you.

😆

” shakes hair like I just came out of a salon, cos I’m worth it ”

hairyscary – he already gives the eyebrows a once over 😳

I seriously dread the day I get my eyebrows trimmed!

A nurse was telling me how her daughter was going off to uni, going out on the lash, to clubs and gigs and the like.

‘You’ll be a bit old for all that now I expect….’

😯 I was 26!

Trim my eyebrows!

Over my rotting corpse!

I knocked on my Gran’s door – she answered it and said “ooh, you’ve gone grey” 😯

You can talk, you’re bloody 90!

I used to get this all the time off my mum till I replied ‘ what about it , your fat but I don’t go on about that’ 😈

Sure you did…..

bigyinn – Member

Sure you did…..

Been losing my hair since I was 18 I’m 42 now and it was a couple of years ago I had a go back , she had it coming.