“Starfish Therapy”?

A ‘service’ I spotted being advertised recently by a beauty parlour/hairdresser type of place in one of the smarter parts of That London recently. There it was, writ large upon a sandwich board outside the shop.

Anyone care to enlighten me? I have a nagging suspicion I know what it is…..

Phew!

😯

And there’s me thinking bleach would be involved! 😀

I reckon bleach will be involved.

thepurist, I’m not sure a beauty salon would offer speech therapy. Got to be something else…..

anal bleaching?

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FFS, what kind of thought process do these idiots go through to arrive at the conclusion of “I know, I’ll get my arse hairs bleached, that’ll make all the difference…”

Tossers

(sorry, about the language, like, but y’know…) 👿

No longer a chocolate starfish then?

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!

Once your bullet hole is blonder than Billy Idol you’ll never go back.

Indeed, I have my very own chris packham shouting from between my cheeks

A blonde arse hole.

It’s like standing on a mirror.

nickc – its not the hairs my friend, not the hairs

FFS, what kind of thought process do these idiots go through to arrive at the conclusion of “I know, I’ll get my arse hairs bleached, that’ll make all the difference…”

I think you’ll find it’s not the hair that gets bleached – Jacko must have fell in a bucket of it

Oh good grief….

😆

Is anal bleaching just a porn thing? Or are there people out there who do not regularly get filmed being sodomised who also feel the need to get it done? 😯

Makes you wonder.

So it becomes a milkybar starfish then??

For once I’m speechless!! 😯

Remember white dog turds as a kid? That was because they used chalk to bulk out the dog food. Now with some clever marketing we could get the super vain people to eat chalk telling them it will keep their bullet holes from discolouring so quickly in the future and the other benefit it is calorie free.