LOOK AT THE TIME..JUST LOOK AT THE TIME.

Can someone translate this into English please?

TandemJeremy – Member

Teh worlds most annoyuing person? Th supervising architect on my building restoration. HE IS A COCKWEASEL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER Lip beard, SAAB, social skills of a gnat, sense of a tree stump. more bullshit that a beef farm.

I have made formal complaint about him and told his employers he is not welcome on my property again. toady he asks for access ( no written notice but a knock on the door) he then tries to tell me that my proeprty is actually communal.

I NEARLY CHINNED THE GLAIKET TOSSER

Barrack Obama – He’s like a **** Duracell bunny!

Got to bed now Spongey. You’re babbling.

And long after effin scaley is tucked up…..

Edwina Currie.

Edwina is **** annoying, but not that bad compared to some.

spongebob wot u doin at 4am ? can you not sleep ? stay off the coffeee

supervising architect on my building restoration

I’m trying to work out if it’s your own house you’re having restored, some new house into which you intend to move, or something you’re managing for work…?

Molgrips – its the building my flat is a part of. A listed tenement. Teh 8 month £400 000 restoration under statutory notice has now lasted over 3 years and costs are over a million and a half. Teh supervising architect has no grip on reality, is a liar, and is incompetent

Sponge bob – the man upset me a little. I don’t like him

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00416/John-Mcririck_280_416548a.jpg

The only person that I could gleefully kill. Slowly. I’d rather meet Osama bin Laden!

+1 for Gok Wan.

Jeremy Clarkson’s another.

Teh supervising architect has no grip on reality, is a liar, and is incompetent

So a normal manager then 🙂

*bites tongue re current job*

Saab – badge of the glaiket cocklobster

Not sure how that works, but I’m glad I figure in TJ’s “annoying people” spectrum cos he doesn’t even register on my scale of anything.

The only people that really annoy me are the shit drivers I come across on the roads. Irritating ****ts like Moyles/Westwood/Clarkson et al get switched off so don’t get a chance to bug me.
[edit] Oh, and my boss.
[edit] Another edit – if you think Rob Warner’s annoying you obviosuly haven’t heard the other dismal commentators they’ve had on MTB shows. At least he’s enthusiastic!

piers morgan has an air of arrogant smugness that i would happily feed him to 15 hungry pigs

and Moyles
and Fergie
Cowell
Walsh
Oh and ****’ Alan Carr. Chatty man? More like twatty man.

DezB – are you and architect?

Mrsparkle, that pic, I couldn’t agree more, he is the ultimate tw&t!!

elaine anne – Member

spongebob wot u doin at 4am ? can you not sleep ? stay off the coffeee

Was it that late elaine?

We must do this more often! 8)

+1 farmer giles

piers morgan

I can’t believe it took this long for someone to name him. The man is a cvnt. A.A. Gill is a fud too.

TandemJeremy – Member
DezB – are you and architect?

Are me and architect what?

No, I’m not a architect. But my last 2 cars have been Saabs.

Funny lip beard? Designer glasses? You may be able to pass the glaiket cocklobster test.

All glaiket cocklobsters drive Saabs – not all Saab owners are glaiket cocklobsters
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*Backpedals furiously*

The arse has been here again today – and I overheard him telling teh subcontractor that he will arrange access tot eh roof – I don’t know how – the access is thru my property and I have the only key :-0

Funny lip beard? No
Designer glasses? Nope

🙂 Saabs were all I could afford!

Good god, been forced to listen to Moyles whilst with the g/f this morning. How is he still on the breakfast show? Is there really no one better (actually funny) that could replace him? Headphones are now in place, thank good for my Jesus phone.

BTW very impressed with TJ’s insult skillz

Tim Westwood!

While I strongly dislike many of the suggestions made, none can compare to the deep black pit of malevolence created by the existence of Mr Westwood.

David Miliband.

Also wtf is a cocklobster?

David Miliband.

Also wtf is a cocklobster?

I think it’s like a knobprawn except bigger