Delays on the A66 due to a…erm, well…..due to a …..

Come now Cap’n, bad taste to snigger if that’s what you’re doing.

They should check lane 3, that’s where they normally are.

Poor fella. Wonder if it happened near St. Hilda’s? A few people have had their knob temporarily disappear around there….

That photo is obviously faked – if that tape was anywhere near Grangetown it would have been stolen by the time the copper tried to tie it to a second tree.

Dicks on the road ? Who’d have thought it

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed way…. 😯 no shit.

The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed way…. no shit.

That was my first thought 😆

We all picked up on the same subtle understatement then….

What the heck were you googling for when you discovered that gem Flashy?

He’s obviously keeping a low profile. 😉

Or helping the Police with their enquiries?

Breaking news: Apparently there’s been a tip-off

😳

🙂 @ mctd and cg!

zip incident was bad enough yesterday poor ‘bloke’ 😯 images of flock of crows fighting over some tit bit on fast lane whilst police look for evidence!

remind me not to use the Mcdonalds on the nearby A66 for a while

“The ‘boro Bobbitt”

Meanwhile someones ariving home from work with a interesting hood ornament.

Police are stumped

Middlesbrough Flash. No ‘o’ after the ‘b’.
If I had any home-town pride left I’d knack you for that one.