And from the Mash - athlete to be checked for balls

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scuttler - Member

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/athlete-to-be-checked-for-balls-200908201997/

"An IAA spokesman said: "If we can't see the balls immediately we will then ask her to turn around to make sure she hasn't shoved them between her legs like that freaky bit in Silence of the Lambs."

Love it.

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Junkyard - Member

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, backed the tests adding: "Normally, when there is a suspicion over someone's gender the first question a scientist would ask is 'does she have balls?'.

"If the answer comes back 'yes' then what you've got is either a male human or that strange, halfway-house mutant that usually ends up in an Irish boy band."

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