I typically break my fast around midday. Today I shall do so again, with a scotch egg.
8)

Morrisons muesli and a Kenco cafre crema from the Tassimo on my desk.

But boy do I fancy a McBrekky!

I crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and then feed on the lamentations of their women.

2 poached eggs (1 double yolker) bought from a vending machine next to the hens field

Poached eggs from a vending machine?? What witchcraft is this?

Graham, it was pretty special, it’s more of a vending locker system, money in, select number, door pings unlocked, remove egg boxes. They also had veggies and jam. 🙂

*edit* the eggs were bought in boxes, I poached them myself this morning! 😉

Just the usual some porridge and a mug of green tea

Bowl of tomato soup with a slice of wholemeal bread! Looking after twins you grab what you can quickly to stop the house getting destroyed!

overnight oats (with almond milk, peanut butter, chia seeds, cinnamon, mashed banana and a dash of agave syrup) with blueberries. and a mug of oolong tea.

So Does this breafast vending machine just give you raw food or cooked?

Simply delicious muesli with blackcurrents from the garden, honey and milk. Plus a cup of tea.

Graham, it was pretty special, it’s more of a vending locker system, money in, select number, door pings unlocked, remove egg boxes.

That’s quite cool – though it’s sort of a shame they can’t rely on a simple Honesty Box.

An honsty box for cooked breakfast would not work. It would be like an honesty box for heorin.

Decaff cappuccino, hot water and lemon, all followed up with a nice big bowl of porridge with a handful of sultanas chucked on top.

Afraid it was not cooked food, it was eggs in a box, laid by the hens next door. They also had flowers for sale with an honesty box, but yes, it is a shame they need the locker system. REALLY good eggs though. 🙂

Double yolker = the Lord Our Father loves you

Therefore:

Single yolker = stop masturbating

Protein powder mixed with 300ml of skimmed milk
Bowl of cereal stuff with yoghurt
Triple espresso
Banana

All that spread over about three hours

Two weetabix, halved back grapes, pot of black coffee and a copy of the Guardian, all presented to me in bed. All ace apart from the fact that I’d done the crossword online overnight.

2 x Sausages
2 x Black Pudding
3 x Bacon
2 x Fried eggs
3 x Hash Browns
1/2 Tin of beans
1/2 punnet of mushrooms, fried
2 rounds of buttered white bread
Mahoosive black coffee

Yes, I am a fat bastard…

^ Want!

Yes, I am a fat bastard…

It’s probably glandular. 😉

yeah, all them tasty pig glands…

Bacon and avocado sanger with a big mug of sweet assam

breakfast burrito

Likely a ham peppers and jalapeño omelette, and shortly after some coconut raisen bread with coffee.

Porridge, made with milk, cranberries & sultanas and a cup of tea. Like every morning I’m at home to be honest.

I like the cinnamon idea up there, going to have to give that a whirl.

Coffee.
Apple juice.
Water.
2 Brown rolls.
2 eggs.
3 rashers of bacon.
2 slices of Norwegian brown cheese on bread with jam on top.
More coffee.

How do the hens get the eggs into the vending machine?

Hatch, obvz.

6 weetabix with a banana on top. Sometimes only 4 depending how far i’ve ridden in the morning. Plus a coffee.

Singaporean style, a cup of Kopi O, a runny egg and toast with Kaya Butter.