Seeing as t’interweb is awash with home-brew pornography, who are these people who upload their bedroom movies?

Has anyone ever been “browsing” and seen anyone they know?

Your mum

Nope, but I’ve got to know a few.

Your mum

That would be the nightmare scenario, wouldn’t it… 😯

Eeewwww … 😮

Do people really do that?

I could really put someone off their stroke.

Nope, but I found an old work colleague in the pages of Reader’s Wives once which was a bit of a bonus as it meant I could stop thinking about how good she might look naked when talking to her in the office.

old work colleague

Gerontophilia edition?

Nope, but I found an old work colleague in the pages of Reader’s Wives once which was a bit of a bonus as it meant I could stop thinking about how good she might look naked when talking to her in the office.

Did you ever let her know?

When I was at primary school, there was a kid whose dad was a keen “Amateur Photographer” (caps deliberate), dark room in the garage and everything… He had a huge print of “mum” on the back wall of the garage wearing nothing but a proud smile… We often used to ride round on our bikes to have a look..

Did you ever let her know?

No – I was young and very scared of her husband as he was a bit of a bruiser and I dind’t know how she’d take it if I said anything.

It poses an interesting question Johndoh, surely these people post this stuff in order to gain a reaction, so maybe she’d have been pleased to hear you’d, ahem, enjoyed her efforts…

I dind’t know how she’d take it if I said anything.

*sniggers*

Bike trip tradition dictates that every attendee brings along some gentertainment of the rhythm pamphlet variety. In one such publication, some five or six years ago, was an ex colleague. It was one of the more classy publications, and she looked utterly stunning, I must say.

Haven’t crossed paths since but we’re still in related industry/companies, so might do. Not sure if/how I’d raise the topic!

Perhaps. Too late now though 🙁

Did you know that once-popular photo sharing website, Flickr, is awash with swingers? I didn’t, until I let the Flickr app scan my phone contacts for any of my friends who also have Flickr accounts.

Turns out one of the mums from the post-natal group is a very mucky pup.

Accidentally hit “Add Friend” and did that thing where you try to grab data as it flies through the air. I immediately rescinded the request but to this day I don’t know if her or her husband know I’ve seen them in the buff, being penetrated (and apparently impregnated, if the photo descriptions are to be believed) by all kinds of people and objects.

She does give me looks, but in retrospect, I think she did before.

I told my wife, obviously. And some of the other members of the post-natal group.

Not quite as torrid, but at my secondary school one of the teachers had a former (?) career as a lingerie model for the catalogs.

Imagine her delight when one of the lads pulled out (steady) said catalog and asked, “miss, is this you?” in the middle of a geography lesson.

Not sure if/how I’d raise the topic!

I’ve a (male) mate who is ‘considering’ (I suspect it may be further down the line than that now) doing webcam shows for paying punters. He was saying he was going to protect his identity by wearing a luchador mask…

Lived next door but one to a producer/director. Basically if you’ve searched the whole wide internet and can’t quite find the grot that hits your spot (must be pretty bloody niche…), then you can commission her to make EXACTLY what you want, as long as you fund it and it is within the constraints of the law. 😯

Fittingly, her husband is a plumber…

No im not still in touch with her, so don’t ask for her details…

Isn’t most ‘amateur’ stuff just pro stuff made to look amateur?

Not quite the same – but I was once asked to produce artwork for an erotic lingerie catalogue.

The guy told me to look at his website and see if I was OK with everything before he came in to see me. So being a conscientious sort I spent a good deal of time studying many ‘detailed’ shots of a gorgeous young lady wearing said underwear.

Later that afternoon the bloke came into see me… accompanied by the very lady in the photos! It’s quite a thing to meet someone face to face a few hours after you’ve been looking at their most private parts. 😀

I didn’t put my most confident pitch over as I was rather distracted.

who are these people who upload their bedroom movies?

I knew a lass who did this. Nice woman, confident and no regrets.

She also had a cat.

She loved that cat.

Did I mention she had a cat?

Cat you say? Did she stroke her cat lots?

A few years ago a video (yes- a good few years ago) was doing the rounds of 3 local women. Two of the women were pretty well known as prostitutes, but the 3rd was not … especially not to her husband.

Apparently the guy called Tom was filming himself spending his redundancy money with prostitutes.

spending his redundancy money with prostitutes

what about the coke??????? 8)

what about the coke???????

…probably Rola Cola back in those days!

Hmm. Now I come to think of it, I was at uni with a girl who was a topless model for the Star (she was so proud that she brought in the paper to show everyone as proclaimed it was the start of her acting career), who was later seen being ‘pranked’ in the Adam and Joe Show and sunk thereafter without a trace.

I also had a young secretary who made the pages of Zoo or Nuts with her professionally shot photos, and then had a pretty chronic case of buyer’s remorse once the shots were out there.

Last one, I promise – I also did a bit of freelance writing which involved product reviews (this is not a euphemism, by the way) and I hooked a snapper mate up to do the photos. He suggested we meet at photo studio he’d heard of, but never used before which was close to his house – he wanted to see if was suitable for automotive snaps. When we met in the car park, he came out, ashen faced, and couldn’t stop apologising. We went in, and I was confronted with an amazing, brilliant white ‘infinite wave’ studio wall. I couldn’t see what he was worried aabout – until I turned around, and saw a series of sets on the other side of the building, including a girly pink bedroom with teddies, a black dungeon with whips chains and so forth. Turns out that the owner, as well as offering a large photographic studio, made his own pics and movies there. We didn’t go back.

Not on the same level as some of thes stories, but a couple of years ago I was carrying out a survey on a house and had to go in to the guy’s home office (not a euphemism) to get some papework.

Bit of a tangent this, but the guy was pretty vile, rude, arrogant, just unpleasant, and always spoke to his wife like crap. About 70 odd, not a nice bloke.

So I’m stood there talking to him about electrical works or whatever, and notice on the wall above his desk an A4 photograph of what appeared to be his (not very pretty or slim) wife in her (slightly) younger days, nude, sporting a healthy bush, lying on a sofa in what looked like a static caravan.

Bizarre.

My mate used to do some modelling work, jumpers, jeans , t shirts blah blah. He got a call to do another shoot as he had ‘ long hair and a great figure’ . turned out it was a lingerie shoot, but not even very saucy stuff, just a slim dude wearing girls clothes. Fairly strange, and mediumly well paid.

One of the young admin/reception women at a place I used to work at started stripping part time to save up some cash, for whatever reason I can’t remember. This led into some small time paid porn shoots, about 3 or 4 she done. She never tried to hide it, and she took a fair bit of abuse for it once word got around. She was good looking and in great shape but weirdly lacked any sort of sex appeal, she was a bit of a robot personality wise, not sure if she had any underlying issues. She eventually left our work and moved to one of the popular at the time 18-30 type holiday resorts to work as a holiday rep which was all the rage at the time on the telly. Last I heard of her she was working as a prostitute and had a drug addiction. I felt quite bad for her and hope she got a chance to turn her life around.

My mum lives in some retirement flats. In the car park there’s an Audi R8 with Polish number plates. Polish couple that live in the flats (no idea why) are pukka porn stars. They have a chihuahua.

I’ve yet to bump into her…

I’d be tempted but even if i was anonymous I’d suspect people would recognise me from a relatively obvious tattoo.

I suppose it could be airbrushed out of still photos.

I work for a telco/ISP, and there’s a girl who used to work for us in our Southend office who’s made the jump to professional porn actress.

I can’t put her stage name here, but its “M******* M****”.

I’ve examined her oeuvre*. Purely for research purposes. She’s very capable.

*Is a euphemism.

I know one. She went to my gym. Absolute lunatic. To say trouble followed her everywhere was an understatement. Nasty piece of work.

Her body of work was also horrific

Edit: I’m also friends with a professional dominatrix. Some of the stories she’s told me 😯

Aren’t they all from Russia? I’m a bit behind the times because it all looked a bit “agricultural” so viewing ceased…

Slightly OT but when I was a photography student, loads of my colleagues used the darkrooms as an opportunity to print utter filth, regardless of gender. Made the coffee break interesting.

He had a huge print of “mum” on the back wall of the garage

On first read I thought you meant the bloke’s mum.

Didn’t northwind off this forum date a lady who use to do porn.. I’m sure he mentioned it once..

I’ve met him and he seemed like such a respectable young man..

I was at school with a guy who did well on one of the BBC1 talent shows, was booked into pantomime, but then decided to pursue a porn career instead. His wife also pursued a porn career, the probable highlight of which involved three gentlemen who were not her husband, and likely means she’ll need to wear a nappy in later life…

When I was at Uni, a lass I worked with in a bowling alley (Also Not A Euphemism) once brought into work some topless shots she’d had taken from a professional photo-shoot. That was about the closest I came (ANAE) to working with a ‘porn star.’

Oh, and I suppose tenuously, work once floated doing the idea of doing a “Calendar Girls” type calendar, and appealed for models and photographers. I put myself forward as a model haha no photographer, and wound up doing a photo-shoot in the office (ANAE) out-of-hours. Actually pretty interesting, she was a network engineer so we hid her modesty with routers (ANAE), tied her up with CAT5 cables and suchlike. Sadly the calendar never went ahead so my photos never saw the light of day, whether someone complained or whether they simply didn’t get enough submissions I don’t know.

Slightly OT but when I was a photography student, loads of my colleagues used the darkrooms as an opportunity to print utter filth,

Not quite the same but that reminds me: I used to work for a large mail-order PC retailer in the 90s. One of the Returns engineers was known as our porn baron. He’d get PCs returned by customers for repair, scan the hard drive for *.JPG and similar, and when he had a sufficiently large collection (ANAE) he’d burn them all to CD and sell copies amongst the staff.

Did you know that once-popular photo sharing website, Flickr, is awash with swingers?

Dunno if they’re swingers or fake accounts, but my unused-in-years Flickr account has recently started getting random Friends or whatever they call it, from ladies in various states of undress.

used to shoot porn, was never interesting and I’m now totally desensitised to lady bits.

A film featuring two young female ex colleagues was brought to my attention recently.

They’ve been a couple for ages, even recognised their front room, which isn’t far from STW Towers, thinking about it…..
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used to shoot porn, was never interesting and I’m now totally desensitised to lady bits.

How did you fit that in around all that astronaut training? #legend #totalLAD

How did you fit that in around all that astronaut training?

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