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  • Am I getting scented coffee, or…?
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    Prolapsed?

    camo16
    Free Member

    Right.

    Coffee time has come around again. Now, it’s my turn. 😈

    So the question is: should I or should I not ‘return the favour’? Wink wink.

    wwaswas
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    Wait for the water to cool down a bit before dunking would be my advice.

    It’s not an accident in the work place you want to explain to a Health and Safety officer.

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    camo16
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    See, that ^^^^ is why I ask you guys first!

    Camo8 says: “thanks wwaswas”.

    bikebouy
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    Are there any “trace elements” on the lip?

    I’m now wondering if, by what you say, there isn’t some sort of “residue” around the rim.

    “Coughs loudly”

    camo16
    Free Member

    Trouble is, I’ve done a Lady Macbeth on it, bikebouy. There may have been … residue (groans), but I was too distracted by the overpowering scent of Burt to notice…

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    crap in it.

    nacho
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    Was having a cr*p day at work. Logged onto STW. Saw this thread. Read it. Brilliant. Thank you STW for brightening up my day. Camo16 I hope it wasn’t anything untoward in your coffee, you don’t deserve it after making me LOL at home alone………………

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    I’ve done a Lady Macbeth on it

    Ah yes.

    Macbeth, Act 5, scene 1:

    Lady Macbeth: “Yet here’s a spot… Out, damn’d smegma! out, I say.. Who would have thought the old man to have had so much in him?”

    (Yeah that’s right. Shakespeare jokes. Because that is how thou rollest.)

    camo16
    Free Member

    crap in it.

    I was considering a sneaky poo I admit, but even if I aimed perfectly and nobody walked in would it stir out?

    @ Nacho, happy to oblige. 😉

    Cougar
    Full Member

    I know what it is!

    Imabigkidnow
    Free Member

    Maybe he’s OCD with germs and he’s just washed the cups very very well but not rinsed them properly afterwards?
    Someone dripped some soap in the sugar/coffee jar?
    Milk gone off?
    cross contamination of cleaning fluid of some sort?
    freshly mouthwashed phlegm?

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Ok, so you’ve exhausted most avenues.. “coughs louder”

    Me now thinkie the leeetle mannn siiiimplie washieeee upeee your cupppie and not rinseeee it proppperslike.

    Ariel Washing Up Liquid anyone?

    EDIT:
    Oh ar*e, beaten to the solution

    camo16
    Free Member

    😆 @ Cougar

    Okay, I’m leaving this now… Let bygones and all that. Thanks guys!

    rossi46
    Free Member

    Youre missing something, if it tastes kinda salty he might have had a ‘hand shandy’ in it.

    Well you could replace the milk for it.

    It wasnt a cappuchino was it?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    ph33r my l33t Photoshopping skilz. Or something.

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