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  • Alternative to Assos bum butter?
  • roper
    Free Member

    I do like the minty fresh Assos experience but wondered if there are any other, good, bum butters? Maybe a home-made recipe?

    So, what do you use?

    Chevin
    Free Member

    We used to sell Assos, Now sell loads of "Paceline Chamois Butter" mainly the Eurostyle. (it has the Assos minty tingle!) You also get twice as much in a tub for the same money as Assos.

    Matthew

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    ah, you want the new line from rob mcewen

    Macca's knacker lacquer, equal parts sudocrem and wasabe I heard

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    Chevin
    Free Member

    We have customers who refer to it as "Minty Arse Lard" 😆

    jimmyshand
    Free Member

    Or you could just wash you smelly creatures.

    romster
    Free Member

    Body Glide Chamois Glide, used it in my most recent century ride and it was better than Assos Chamois Cream by a long way. Doesn't evaporate away like most creams i've tried, it's more of a balm, mess free application (you don't have to dollop your hand between pot, arse crack, and chamois), highly recommended!!!

    richcc
    Free Member

    Have you tried regular butter? If it's good enough for Maria Schneider…

    Igmc

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    sudocreme – very cheap and it works well

    Steve-Austin
    Free Member

    The Udderley Smooth stuff is ok, but assos is better

    Dibbs
    Free Member

    and it works well

    Not in my experience.

    singlespeedstu
    Full Member

    I like goosegrease myself.

    Or if that's not available beefdripping's almost as good.

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    Oh! Solved my chapping groin problem quite nicely thanks 😆

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