No doubt this nonsense is normal, but having no sisters and with my wife already being an adult when I met her, this behaviour still amazes me. And, to an extent, amuses, but only a bit.
Stomps in from school and without even a hello tells me all about it...
"I'm really cross cos I got the wrong day for making cupcakes it's next week not tomorrow and my forehead hurts from when you squeezed my spot for me this morning and everybody has been commenting on it and my head aches and my thumb is sore and I have a splinter and I'm really tired can I just go upstairs now" going from angry to bawling tears in one (long) sentence.
"So everyone at school commented on your spot?"
"Well one person said I looked like an Indian and someone else stared at it"
Six year old brother "It is quite big"...that's when the drama really started!
Just humour me and tell me they're all like this