Would you be willing to exchange, mine’s nothing but trouble.

picolax sounds good, by why run the risk of tainting your fruit and veg? surely leaving some full cans of beer around with it painted on the rim is the way to go?
while following the official channels is the ‘coorect’ way to go, why get dragged down n some kind of allotment politics when there is so much fun to be had with a clear conscience ?