Sure, I look at the bikes and spangley kit and think “oooh that’s nice” but I never buy any as 1) I already have a shed full of bikes 2) I’m not one of your upgraders or tinkerers & 3) I’m skint.

Fancy brakes? Nah, mine are fine.

The latest forks? Nah, mine are fine.

Glitzy disco slippers? Nah, mine are fine.

This however… I want. I don’t need one, I NEED ONE.

£15!

Chrome!

You set it on fire and put it in your pocket!

Cheap, shiny and people will say “you do [u]what[/i][/u] with it?” when you tell them what it is.

I thought much the same 🙂

HTS this winter 😀

mmmmm fire and polyester clothing. Been there… it all happens very quickly, like being inside a burning, sticky, shrinky dinky.

In fairness to messers Whitby & Co. it provides heat by means of a “flameless catalytic” reaction. I’m guessing that setting it on fire starts it off.

Setting things on fire and putting them in your pocket is as daft as lighting a banger and dropping it down someones wellie*.

*Very daft.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day
Give a man a fishing rod and he’ll eat for life

Give a man water and he’ll drink for a day
Dig a man a well and he’ll drink for life

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for life.