My grandad once told me two bits of advice
1) look before you leap
and
2) never trust your boss

All because during the war he’d been told to jump a hedge by his sergeant and sprint a message across a field to another bunch of tommies. His boss had told him the message was urgent, not that there was a machine gun nest in the opposite corner.

He was shot twice but ok, lost a finger and got a bullet in the lower back.

*What brilliant advice (based on personal experience) have your grandparents given you?

(shamelessly nicked from an interflora competition)

Don’t eat yellow snow

and of course Wear Sunscreen

Never sleep with a woman who could have you in a fight.

She’s good looking, but can she cook?

Never sleep with a woman who could have you in a fight.

Are you kidding!!?? They’re the best!

Keep your thieving rouging hands off my whiskey you barsteward!

Never put your d1ck where you wouldn’t put your tongue.
Never trust a man in cowboy boots or dungarees.
Two pearls of wisdom from my dad the day I left home….

“Never date a woman you cant get your arms around”

When you get married get a comfortable sofa because you will end up sleeping on it at some point

look at the mother before going with the daughter