Daily Mail addictive and possibly carcinogenic

It’s OK there are no links to it, so it’s safe to look. You won’t contract anything.

It’s OK there are no links to it

That’s where you’d be wrong

http://www.donotlink.com/framed?556853

They forgot to mention successful.

I wonder why the Graunidad would not bother to mention that.

Daily Mail – 1,780,000 readers
Guardian – 0,207,000 readers

The long term effects of this dependency are uncertain, but animal studies suggest they could be very dangerous. An experiment where rats had their cages lined with the Daily Mail for a month showed that the animals developed very concerning behaviours.

“They became incredibly hostile and demanding. You’d put them in a maze and whereas they’d normally go and explore, the Daily Mail rats would just look at you angrily, wondering what’s in it for them,” one researcher reported. “And the rats we used for the study were British-bred, white rats. I accidentally put a cage of foreign rats in the room with them once, they almost tore the place apart. Several of them were physically sick. And rats can’t even vomit!”

I wonder why the Graunidad would not bother to mention that.

Did you read to the end of the article?

Comfort blanket for Daily Mail readers – stories about immigration, left-wing councils, things that give you cancer and EU regulations
Comfort blanket for Guardian readers – stories about how awful the Mail is.

Did you read to the end of the article?

No, he’s too busy fuming about immigrants and The Grauniad…..

No, he’s too busy fuming about immigrants and The Grauniad

No, I’m too busy being an immigrant and laughing at The Grauniad

FTFY

I thought this was more betterer