Roboco-op

As you were

shaving private ryan – ryan goes all stw and gets a de razor

Star-warts (a film about the end of the porn industry)

Diet Hard – the story of an extreme slimming club

Raging Bully – a Ron Pickering biography

Pulp Friction – turmoil in a Sheffield rock band

Raging Bully – a Ron Pickering biography

Starring who?

Irony Man. He’s got loads of spoons.

Closet encounters of the third kind – (menage a trois in a cupboard)

True bromance
The spy who loved men
The good the bald and the ugly

Forrest Grump – a moody dog walker puts twigs across a woodland trail in an attempt to deter mountain bikers.

I’m struggling….give me a minute.

Top Gurn (face pulling in planes, so the same film really)
Mad Marx (distopia with Groucho?)
Start Wars (CIA instructional video)
Robo-coop (futuristic battery farming)
The fast and the furry-arsed (fox hunting?)

Tit-panic

Slumdog Millener (everyone gets a nice hat, but still has to live with open sewers)
The Crock (nick cage and Sean Connery fight to prevent an outbreak of casual rubber clogs in SF)
Baking Bad (Mary Berry’s crack-lab side project)

Plump Friction?

Shaving Ryan’s Privates?

Sink City – comic-book style plumbing thriller

Apocalypse snow – Drama about the Daily Express editorial team.

Edit: should have been in the taking away a letter thread 😳

The African queens, documentary following the competition to find Africa’s best Freddie mercury tribute act.

The ex men, a transgender version of Charlie’s angels.

They Graduate – A film about guys leaving uni while middle aged women tut about them looking drunk
12 Angry Meme – A story of internet trolling
Flight Club – Tales of running out of free nuts in 1st class
The Unusual Suspects – A tale of 70’s fit up crimes from the met
Raiders of the last Bark – 2 weeks curing dog laryngitis in africa
Dr Strangelover – add your own

Bat moan where a millionaire complains about the protected bat species in his basement

28 Drays Later – big bill from the brewery

Le-Bon – A reclusive hit man befriends a young girl and sings pop songs on a big yacht.

Faece Off – Nicolas Cage takes a dump but it smells like one of John Travolta’s.

American History XI – Continuing our story…
The Green Smile – zombies break out of prison
The Dark Knight Raises – Feature length episode of Batman the Baker

@Bez top work there

Cone Air – A documentary following John Malkovich and Nicholas Cage’s attempts at a record distance cone throw.

Blades of furry – Griff Rhys joins dancing on ice.

Semi Prob? – Will Ferrell discusses erectile dysfunction at the Flint City Megabowl. In a headband.

Bead Boys – two wise cracking cops and their obsession with making necklaces

Argos – a compelling film about the hostages that work in the back room of a popular shopping chain.

Sink City – A dark film about a hardened cop tracking down a killer in the kitchen section of B&Q.

Dogman – A bit like Marley and Men but not as tear-yerky
The Bleach – Leonardo dyes his hair
Dodgeballs – A man tries to escape the Freddie Mercury tribute band ^ bus

E.A.T – a little alien comes to earth because he’s hungry and fancies a Greggs

Thorn – man gets a splinter from the handle of his big hammer

Withnail and QI – Alan Davies drinks lighter fuel and stays with his gay uncle.

P.I., Robot – Automating the super sleuth industry.

Splatoon – Paintball reenactment of ‘nam.

Dumbot – A faulty software story

Lord of the Wrings – A 4 hour epic about a man and his washboard.

No Country for Sold Men – The follow up to 12 Years a Slave

The good, the bad and the fugly – a day in the life of the STW bike forum

Stair Wars – Confrontation between TV makeover programmes

Stare Wars – Film about the 1972 Fischer-Spassky Chess World Championship

Stark Wars – Offshoot film from Game of Thrones

Sitar Wars – Film about the little known fall out between George Harrison and Ravi Shankar

Star Worse – Film that didn’t make it

Star Worst – (That’s enough films – ed)

Supermean- a comedy drama about a man with super powers (a superman if you will), who chooses not to use them and to just watch tragic disasters occur instead.

The man with the golden gunz, a biopic of hulk hogan.
Freed willy, a biopic of the naked rambler.
Good felltas, Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci start a flat roofing company.

Some Like it Hoth – two men in women’s clothing get really bloody cold.