ok , right off the top this is not a troll ... altho I can see where to some it may have a troll like appearance.
accents_________________is it only people from "away" that have accents?
Mrs. and I just spent the weekend in Hertfordshire, and Mrs. ( from Buckinghamshire ) had to translate for me a few times. I have never thought my accent to be that strong ( a bit of Canadian, a bit of not so proper Bostonian ), but it got so I was afraid to talk at all for the dead pan looks I was getting.
Maybe it was just me, or perhaps my dashing good looks that left people speechless?