on the road, by a nutter in a BMW 4 x 4, Saturday morning around 9 am near Hartfield

Tried mad overtaking manoeuvre which didn’t come off and had to cut back into the middle of the group

Pretty normal and expected tbh, but he had a couple of MTB’s on the back…….

Knobs ride bikes too.

Yeah sorry about that, I was late on my way to the garage to pick up my Audi…

I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

See, scotroutes was right…

Its becoming obvious that more than a few mtbers never ride on the road & therefore share the same idiotic prejudices as the clarksonites.

I carry an mtb also in my car,

Well that’s just fine, unless it’s a BMW 4×4, obviously. The brand and type makes all the difference here.

Did your girlfriend leave you for a fitter roadie?

marky29er – Member
what a bunch of pricks..
Yeah, if they want to go racing around they should do it on a race track, not the public road.

marky29er – Member
I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

I was almost taken down by a left-hooking car last night, but luckily I was anticipating this: I was riding up a short but very steep bit of a road and the car was following me, revving the engine like mad (1-gear I suppose). By the top the car decided to overtake me – but the weird thing was it left me the whole lane space! Which meant it was going straight onto oncoming bus… The bus stopped, the car indicated left, cutting in front of me and trying to turn left… I squeezed quickly between the car and the front of the bus shouting something like “Yeah! F**n great!” and I was going to release my anger by kicking off the drivers wing mirror… 8) And then I saw the driver… About 150 years old granny… 😯

Did your girlfriend leave you for a fitter roadie?

I don’t think “comedy” internet alter egos normally have girlfriends.

marky29er – Member

I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

Dreary me 🙄

I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

Don’t you mean your parents car, you can’t be old enough to drive surely.

Wors, not dreary. Time for a quick edit.

Name marky29er
Website http://www.ukip.org/
About Me handsome, rich & right wing idiot
Location darn sarf

🙄

Did your girlfriend leave you for a fitter roadie?

What makes it worse,he can’t sell the Meta he bought for her.

nemesis – Member
See, scotroutes was right…

+1

Normaly after an incident you get SMIDSY shortly followed by I ride a bike you know.

marky29er – Member
I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

What a bellend!

You know what’s harder to overtake safely than a group of 10 roadies? 10 roadies not in a group.

Really, folks. Don’t feed it.

scotroutes was right…

This is otherwise known as Alkers 3rd Law of STW. It appears just after

1. All clicks are equal, but some clicks are more equal than others.
2. There is no such thing as ad.blocking

😆

He’s just bitter because by his own admission ‘I live in a dump of an estate these days, not my choice, but its the safest I’ve ever felt with regards to theft, vandalism etc. (Touch wood).

Perhaps not so rich after all. What a fanny.

scotroutes was right. In this instance and only in this instance, ever.

FTFY 🙂

Pretty normal and expected tbh, but he had a couple of MTB’s on the back…….

Did they have mud on them? He may have just been using them as a fashion accessory 😆

“Name marky29er
Website http://www.ukip.org/
About Me handsome, rich & right wing idiot
Location darn sarf”

Woah there, and hang on a minute. Coming from darn sarf doesn’t make him a prick, being a prick makes him a prick.
I live in the south and haven’t driven into a roady yet.

EDIT – Ok, I get it now. Just exposing him as a glove puppet. Ooh I bit hard then, bugger.

he had a couple of MTB’s on the back…

Around Hartfield? Is that the Hartfield near Ashdown Forest with all that great riding where the locals love MTB’ers?

Ooohh internet stalkers, should I be worried, scared or flattered 🙂
Enjoy your lycra boys!

Enjoy your shite hole housing estate, rich boy.

It’s not really stalking if you put it on your profile.

EDIT

Enjoy your lycra boys!

Are you twelve?

Ooohh internet stalkers

Yes, an ability to click on your profile makes them stalkers… 🙄

Presumably you no longer live at Derwent Drive Mr Cosens? How’s Jane?

I carry an mtb also in my car, doesn’t mean I dont think roadies in groups are a bunch of inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order.

Guess we were doing around 40 mph down hill at the time

I think a lot of people in cars are inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order (especially in 4 x 4’s for some reason). I don’t see this as a justification for trying to kill them though

yes it was near Ashdown Forest

I think a lot of people in cars are inconsiderate nobbers of the highest order

FTFY