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  • A Yorkshire Republic (devolution)
  • hora
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    Hmmmmm how do we go about this? What would the benefits be?

    Could we be selective with Yorkshires actual borders? i.e. leave out Doncaster to the Southerners?

    Would we have to start as a freedom fighter movement first?

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    Gods own country

    Already in motion.

    Deadicated campaigner here!!

    Patrick Stewart or Dame Judi Dench for President

    BigDummy
    Free Member

    You have to start by ridding Yorkshire of people with suspiciously Eastern-european sounding names. Compile a big list of them, then burn their houses and rape their wives. They'd soon get the message.

    jon1973
    Free Member

    No need for freedom fighters, you can have it 😉

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    It'd be the one part of the country I'd gladly see devolve…fully. With closed borders…and you have to keep Doncaster 🙂

    hora
    Free Member

    You have to start by ridding Yorkshire of people with suspiciously Eastern-european sounding names. Compile a big list of them, then burn their houses and rape their wives. They'd soon get the message.

    Thats possibly the funniest thing you've ever posted!

    No. We don't want Doncaster. Its a dank place. Negotiate? We could meet in the middle and simple destroy Doncaster then drive its people south (or east or overseas).

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    What about middlesburgh. going to claim that or not?

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    You have to start by ridding Yorkshire of people with suspiciously Eastern-european sounding names. Compile a big list of them, then burn their houses and rape their wives. They'd soon get the message.

    I like to refere to these people as "worker ants" our kingdom needs them

    Its people who refere to a bath as Barf or the similar that need rounding up and kicking out,

    We can deal with the scotish becuase there are laws already set in place.

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    What about middlesburgh. going to claim that or not?

    Its not in Yorkshire so No

    jon1973
    Free Member

    I guess devolution of Yorkshire would half the number of teenage pregnacies in the UK overnight.

    hora
    Free Member

    Middlesbrough? Eh? Its tyne-side?

    I may be thrown out for this but parts of Lancashire should be welcomed as a satellite-branch of 'Greater Yorkshire'.

    MrCrushrider
    Free Member

    nothing wrong with Doncaster!

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    Half of it used to be did it not? Pre 1974

    dickydutch
    Full Member

    Is boro not classed as cleveland?! Land of the nappy ripper!

    Trimix
    Free Member

    What about single speeders, the countryside dosent really suit them. They should be removed as well.

    yossarian
    Free Member

    what would be the national anthem?

    my vote would be theme tune from last of the summer wine

    fatboyslo
    Free Member

    Fly the Flag every chance you get ….

    It'll be in my window again on August 1st

    Yorkshire born n bred … and PROUD of it !

    ( MOT )

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    What about single speeders, the countryside dosent really suit them. They should be removed as well.

    how doesn't it?

    Sir you have insulted me. 😈

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    I thought it went:

    Yorkshire born,
    Yorkshire bred,
    Strong in the arm,
    And thick in the *

    *can't remember what rhymes with 'bred'

    Anyhow, good luck with the devolution. An economy based around the export of On-Ones couldn't be too bad. 🙂

    Trimix
    Free Member

    Oh, hang on, its up north isnt it. OK, Luddites and Single speeders are allowed then. It will make it attractive for tourists.

    hora
    Free Member

    what would be the national anthem?

    Naturally a brass band OR a good folk band?

    If we ever went to war with the US the US would target open-air Ale festivals with their drones for maximum kills? 😯

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    (Waits for someone to post up a link to the Hale & Pace 'Yorkshire Airlines' video)

    🙂

    hora
    Free Member

    Waits for someone to post up a link to the Hale & Pace 'Yorkshire Airlines' video

    Class. I forgot all about that gem!

    LS
    Free Member

    Will Derbyshire get it's bit of Sheffield back first? (Not that we really want it, just being argumentative 😀 )

    Trimix
    Free Member

    What about national dress ?

    hora
    Free Member

    "If its outside Yorkshire its not worth visiting"
    :mrgreen:

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    "If its outside Yorkshire its not worth visiting"

    That's the one 😆

    Zulu-Eleven
    Free Member

    Load of bollocks – reinstate the ancient kingdom of Northumbria – that'll give em something to worry about! 😈

    piedidiformaggio
    Free Member

    how much money does Yorkshire generate itself, enough to sustain itself without outside assistance? Doubt it.

    ooOOoo
    Free Member

    "Under Roman rule, the high profile of the area continued; the fortified city of Eboracum (now known as York) was named as capital of Britannia Inferior"

    I'm assuming you will keep this title under the new arrangements?

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    We'll live on sheep and when they run out we'll live on cheese.

    nixon_fiend
    Free Member

    Are we to keep hold of Bradford aka Bradistan?

    Could turn it into a giant curry factory I suppose

    AndyPaice
    Free Member

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    mastiles_fanylion – Member

    (Waits for someone to post up a link to the Hale & Pace 'Yorkshire Airlines' video)

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    hora – Member

    Waits for someone to post up a link to the Hale & Pace 'Yorkshire Airlines' video

    Class. I forgot all about that gem!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

    I still remember watching this on telly, brilliant 😀

    Northern Calypso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4JNdseNOkE

    BigDummy
    Free Member

    how much money does Yorkshire generate itself, enough to sustain itself without outside assistance?

    An independent Yorkshire will follow the so-called "icelandic model", majoring on financial services, tourism and fish.

    hora
    Free Member

    Further proposals:
    1. Our army will also showcase and act as advisors to other armies on how to fight properly.
    If our Army is busy, foreign dignitaries will be brought along to Friday/Sat nights in towns locally to observe.

    2. Workshop/Lessons on racism will be held in Leeds.

    3. All Manchester United fans will be asked to switch allegiance or actually relocate and live in Manchester.

    Singlespeed_Shep
    Free Member

    how much money does Yorkshire generate itself, enough to sustain itself without outside assistance? Doubt it.

    Scotland reckon they'll fine on their own. So by that i think "it'l be reet"

    We have plenty of Cheese and beer.

    ChrisL
    Full Member

    reinstate the ancient kingdom of Northumbria

    Actually Northumbria was annexed by Scotland in 2006, just after SSUK. We're just waiting for the paperwork to come through about this.

    skidartist
    Free Member

    what would be the national anthem?

    my vote would be theme tune from last of the summer wine

    I'd go with the them tune form the Flumps

    br
    Free Member

    What about middlesburgh. going to claim that or not?

    Its not in Yorkshire so No

    Rubbish, course its Yorkshire, YCC use to play there.

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