Now, although i don't usually like argumentative, and obnoxious people - i am beginning to like Mr SFB, because he appears to have integrity in himself, and is happy to be just what he is.
consistent, persistent, and unashamed of it. Off forum he might actually be a nice bloke.
Still, on forum he come across as a t*at, but never mind that.
Off forum he might actually be a nice bloke.
unfortunately, this is my best side 
Riding to work this morning, I didn't have a seious accident because my brakes work.
Check your brakes everyone!
This happened to me as well back in 1990, my bike had full grips that didn’t have holes for bar plugs, I still ruptured my spleen.
But I didn't have any bruising, however I am quite skinny so maybe the lack of a belly worked against me?
Yeah, thin ****t! 
Ignoring advice given from experience is contemptable i think.
Depends on who's experience it was and what conclusions they drew from it. A bit like the old bees cant fly thing that came from the experience of a fluid dynamics expert. And was later proved to be incorrect as his models were just not sophisticated enough.
However in this case, yes it would seem a bit stupid to ignore, seeing as it's a known problem across the globe, whereas bees evidently do fly fairly well!
Incidentally I find the soft-ended plugs are pointless, they provide very little pressure reduction and often split like your skin does. You need *solid* bar plugs for full safety.
This post has scared me so much I have thrown my carbon monkey lites in the bin and put racing bike handle bars on my Cotic
I think it looks fab!
here is a picture.
of course, even after you've rendered your grip ends fluffy and gut-compatible, you still have jagged rocks, trees, fence posts, barbed wire & cliff edges to contend with, never mind chain rings - perhaps it would be safer to go darn v'pub?
This post has scared me so much I have stopped eating...
In a few weeks I think I'll look fab
I guess at least derek can always change his belly with a bit of exercise and careful choice of diet. Barnesy however, can do little with his face without serious ££ for plastic surgery. But fair dues to him, he's never too bothered about showing it to us.
Barnesy however, can do little with his face without serious ££ for plastic surgery.
Oooooh, cutting :o) However I like my face (and belly) as they are now I've gotten used to them, and the upside is I could eat 2 pies every day for a year to become as manfully rounded as the OP...
"I've grown accustomed to my belly" Isn't that from My Fair Lady?
Looks painful -you were lucky you didn't rupture anything!
Ignore the pi55 take -it's just banter. Besides if you look at a guys inury why would you comment on his body unless...
You're all Gay but it's ok. 
Hey I was fat, now overweight and getting to my normal weight, just laugh it off, head high and use this as motivation to lose weight if you want to.
Who gives a **** what you look like except you!
Besides the forum is full of A-holes that try to pee others off-ignore them-life is short.
Get riding once you've recovered asap!
Thats rather Gayist if you don't mind me saying so Zaskar
Post pictures and people will take the p1ss, anyone remember Bumleys bum?
Keep riding and the belly will go. See below.
That fat geezer in the second pic doesn't even look like you WCA.
Who the **** is it ?
anyone remember Bumleys bum?
vividly! (rubs bare legs in absence of trousers)
Who the **** is it ?
and why does he only have one foot ?
Who turned off the swear filter?
The OP managed to get round the 128bit encrypted algarythem (sp) with a choice selection of abuse.
ah hahahaha @ this thread & derek_starship. 
Biking isn't a great exercise for getting rid of belly flab, as it just sits there not moving when your on a bike.
Take up running it will move much quicker... and less dangerous
However I like my face
Well it's just as well you do. One assumes the only other person that does is your mum, yaw? 
Biking isn't a great exercise for getting rid of belly flab, as it just sits there not moving when your on a bike.Take up running it will move much quicker... and less dangerous
Err, it's great exercise for porkers as your bodyweight is supported.
Running = impact, which can be a shortcut to injuries.
OK, cycling = impact if you do it wrong 
I'd recommend swimming, front crawl. You can thrash yourself, get out the pool feeling absolutley fooked, but with no aches and pains from impact at all.
*note to self - must go swimming 
*
I do agree that a bar end impact hurts like buggery
It depends where it gets you, surely. And do you mean as a taker or giver?
derek that injury could have been a lot worse, how would you have looked walikng into a+e with your old trick stuck in your bars? lol
simonfbarnes - Memberhowever I don't think a seperate fatty forum would be the answer.
no, no, let's have one please!
Topic list:
Pies are good
Skinny people, what's the point ?
I can't find my winkle
Why do my bikes keep snapping
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Barnes, I salute you. Laughed for a while at that one.
The scariest pic I've seen in a while WCA. A scott strike carbon xc F'susser in what looks like an harsh enviroment. It looks like were bikes go (get taken if there naughty) to die!!
Biking isn't a great exercise for getting rid of belly flab, as it just sits there not moving when your on a bike.
Take up running it will move much quicker... and less dangerous
Barnes, I salute you. Laughed for a while at that one.
I'm ashamed to say I was giggling unkindly as I wrote it :o)
G - MemberThats rather Gayist if you don't mind me saying so Zaskar
I don't mind you saying! (I'm not btw)
thursday nights 19:30ish group ride at Hare and Hounds, all weathers, all year
Ranger rules apply (we leave no-one behind) social yo-yo pace and beer afterwards
Derek you are more than welcome, there is another Tuesday night ride which is even slacker but you will need to show on a Thursday to get the invite
WCA - Was good to meet you at the show............but did you have to mention my bum?????
Nice Scott in the pic though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sfb, I think you really just need to get laid.
actually it makes no difference to my argumentativity :o)
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I think he means you can't type whilst getting laid.
Ian
P.S. Well not if you're doing it properly
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