Turned up at work this morning to see some guy wrestling his bike out of the shower.
Didn't see what it was, but it didn't even look like anything particularly special. When I asked him about it he just 'oh, I got some dirt on it this morning' then proceeded to dry it with paper towels complaining about it getting wet in the rain.
It's a f**king bike, stick it in the bike rack and go get on with your job.
Anyone else had this at work before?