Cheese on toast with Worcester sauce I reckon

My wifes bottom.

My Daughters smile.

his wife has got a very nice bottom….

sunsets, properly good deep red sky glowing sunsets…

and sex

Converstations with a 2 year old.

CAKE!

*awaits "surf-matt" post*

Beetroot
Piccalilli
Carnation Milk
Cornbeef Ash

I'm a simple soul me. Simple to satisfy 😀

Satisfaction!

Mrs Grips, and baby Grips for joint first. Except Mrs Grips is potty trained so she probably edges it.

The solution that stops all the neighbourhood cats from shitting all over my slate front garden.

The unmistakeable feeling that everything is in it's right place.

Yeti – just lurk in the bushes, wearing your best suede bu**ing outfit and hissing like an enraged gosling. That'll learn 'em!

My 7 month old daughter laughing, closely followed by my girlfriends derriere, its awesome, then me because i am awesome too.

barnslymitch – Been there, done that, spent the night in the cell. My suede jacket is good but it doesn't seem to be 'the best thing ever' in this instance.

You just need to work on your hissing a bit more.

Surf Mat

Ahh, I think it was the other part of my snake impression that landed me in trouble before.

Gold plated Sodastream

That bit when your stalking dating a lady, and you know its going well but you havent sealed the deal yet

Actually….. with all this talk of bottoms, I'm going to revise my assessment. My beloved's bum is the best thing in the world ever. Even better than cheese on toast. And praise comes no higher than that!

Beans on toast with a good pint after a long, wet and exhausting ride for which you forgot to pack any food, I reckon. In front of a fire. Surrounded by dancing girls. Or something.

Being self employed i love recieving payment off a satisfied customer for my work 😉

And chrome lugs on a retro road bike.

And a lovely cup of tea.

And listening to heavy rain outside whilst in bed.

Raleigh Activators.

Err Binners. You agree not to talk about my body online.

To see a child wearing CChristian Louboutin loafers….

'Best suede bumming outfit'?

Like, WTF? No seriously WTF??? 😯

Cant do the linky thing, but I'm pretty sure it happened. Then again, it could all have been a lovely dream. Yeti, dammit sir, explain yourself!

mmmm heavy rain outside when you're extra comfortable in a warm bed with a loved one… watching something you both enjoy. excellent

But how can you have a specific suede bumming outfit? And to say 'best' suggests the ownership of more than one such outfit.

An outfit specifically for the purpose of bumming (I don't wish to know what). In suede.

Wronger than wrong.

psylocibin

… Except Mrs Grips is potty trained so she probably edges it.

Almost pee'd my pants laughing so hard… 😉 (Nothing's the same after having kids.)

Sorry Hora. I know you say you're offended by me viewing you merely as a sex object. You love it really though

Tan suede, my man, tan suede! You should see the Louboutin studded number!

Elfin you're new here aren't you?

I am merely a figment of DezB's imagination.

Lagavulin 16yr old

The first day of summer.

Mum's Sunday Lunch

Mt ex-girlfriend's breasts liberally coated with butterscotch flavour Angel Delight.

16yr old

😯

psylocibin

Nearly that time of year.

Me