poking the troll

(Snigger)

lol at steve-g

Porn is the answer, it’ll speed her up and…ahemmmm…make you both go early!! 😉
Keep it on and go for round 2, round 3 and so on and so on.

Problem sorted.

Next…

please stop poking the troll, otherwise it’ll keep pestering

That’s what she said….

Clearly your not cut out for it. Try joining the catholic church instead. That will sort you out.

or turn you onto little boys.

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Does this thread have the potential to outrun the IWA thread?

CaptainFlashheart – Member

please stop poking the troll, otherwise it’ll keep pestering

That’s what she said….

Now THATS funny……LOL!

Just to bring it back into the realms of normality (for STW)

Its thatchers fault, stop thinking of her and all will be well!

Spoon, I salute the creativity of the leap that you have made there. 😀

sorry iam late didn’t here the tannoy call, right two solutions as i have had this very problem

1- put porn on one that really gets yours and hers motor running that should help

2-before you start have a merchant bank but don’t take it all the way do this a few times and you’ll finish in quick time plus you can normal make it hit the wall across the room in a pornstar fashion

p.s turn the fu**ing caps lock off it makes it look like your shouting

you can normal make it hit the wall across the room in a pornstar fashion

Simon, you are a true love guru for our times. 😆

I couldn’t come when i was doing her either, s don’t worry about it…

evening FatSimon

How’s yer father mates missus?

😛

Could be the pressure? give it time and communicate etc.

I really can’t believe you lot are continuing to bait the SHOUTING troll. It’s obviously a quiet day and you’re all bored.
S’funny, tho’ 😀

I don’t think this is the place to be asking for help! That’s as bad as a woman asking the question ‘what brand of batteries to buy?’ on here! 😆

Jeez……… 🙄

could you lend me about 20 minutes? mrstubing would be stoked.

sorry, miss read that as masterbating and stroked!

what brand of batteries to buy?

Duracell or Energiser. Don’t buy them useless RS ones Eddie got me; they’re rubbish. Dont last at all. I’ve never used such crap batteries. Seriously, I put some in me electric shaver, and within just a couple of minutes, they lost power rapidly.

Trouble is, everyone in his work has been moaning about them, yet they keep ordering them in. Because they’re cheap. There’s a reason they’re so cheap; they’re utterly flipping useless. You’d get more power out of a lemon.

And Jessops rechargeables are shit, too. 3 or 4 charges, they lasted, before they woon’t charge up again propply.

I hate batteries. Worse than buying cut flowers.

thanks rudeboy……..that information will come in handy i’m sure! 😉

you should go rechargeable for the additional enviromentally friendly feel good factor 😉

rechargeables are good for some things but not others

Bloody rechargeables piss me right off. Sposed to be able to charge them hundreds of times. Can you bollocks. They’re usually fecked after a dozen or so charges, I’ve found.

Yeeeess, I have charged them according to the instructions… 🙄

£800 a set, and you still end up throwing them away after only a few goes.

Don’t get me started on batteries…

800 quid a set… what the **** are you using??

Don’t. I’m too upset, now. 😥

are they gold plated?

what, apart from vibrators, still uses batteries?

My razor, you numpty. Have you not been paying attention at all? 🙄

And all my bike lights. And torches.

You’re a proper thicko, you, Flashy.

PIFCO.

Those were the days, eh?

£800 for razor batteries, i must have missed something….?

Ok, so it weren’t £800, but spensive enough.

A friend of mine knows someone called Zippedydoodah Day.

Is he still shaggin’ the hell out of the poor woman?

end comment is quite apt.

mitchell and webb

troll troll troll

Bored now

Battery? Razor?

One’s cutthroat doesn’t need a battery thankyouverymuch.