That six out of seven dwarves aren’t happy.

Why’s that then? Snow White monogamous is she? Well it’s nice to see someone with decent morals, is all I can say. Too much philandering going on if you ask me. Undermines the very fabric of decent civilised society.

I beg to differ, it wasn’t a “recent survey” ……it was an old survey.

A very very old survey, in fact 😐

Well you could start an argument with your own bloody shadow, and if someone gave you £20 you’d complain it wasn’t two tenners, so that figures! 😛