If you were a lady what would you be like?

Discuss 😉

fit.

Lesbian.

They seem to have so much fun.

Promiscious

Why what’s on offer? 😛

Project – don’t you mean Bi-sexual
At least then you would get somewhere!

Well I have often pondered that very question. I concluded that as a woman I would, be big boned, have a big adams apple, a deep voice, knobbly knees, and be quite hairy. So probably not a good idea.

Can I answer but in reverse? If I were a boy……. oh now wait beyonce bouncey bum already did that 😀

I’d be freakin amazing!! And have a massive weaner. Oh and I’d have big muscles and be in pornos. (probably)

I’d be like Lolo…

RIP Lolo

Well I have often pondered that very question. I concluded that as a woman I would, be big boned, have a big adams apple, a deep voice, knobbly knees, and be quite hairy.

Get your coat luv, you’ve pulled 🙂

I’d be a miserable sod with no friends. Again….

mad as a box of frogs

Promiscious

See this is what i’d say but i don’t want to go with men…

Like me.

But with tits.

A slapper…..soooo much fun 😀

See this is what i’d say but i don’t want to go with men…

Are you sure ? Not even if they are strong and athletic, with beads of perspiration rolling off their dark shiny muscular bodies, as they grab you in a masterful way and treat you like the cheap tart you really are ?

Maybe it’s just me then.

You love the c**k?

Ernie, it’s not too late to pen that first Mills & Boon you’ve been promising yourself you’d write….

Id’ like to think this

but in reality it would be this

I’m with Tazzy on the top pic. And lesbian with it.

I wouldn’t get a boob job or botox or my lips enhanced, I may be a prick teaser though!

I’d have boobs. And therefore I would never leave the house.

I may be a prick teaser though!

+1

But i don’t know why..

Nothing nice about that waist Tazzy, most of her insides are probably ****, bet she does amazing farts!

Edit: Love how many chaps just want to be a woman to get boobs – just get really fat then you’d have boobs!

Oh and I would have the most fantastic selection of high heels, Imelda Marcos would weep at my collection

Nothing nice about that waist Tazzy,

sorry I disagree, but I used to make custom corsets for lots of money so I’m really rather biased

aesthetically tis lovely but them corsets are bloody vicious and take a hellva a lot of getting into! Girl I know does burlesque and has trained her waist to next to absolutely nothing, was wearing it for quite a while the other week before she performed and was seizing up bless her :/

I would do some research is size everything 🙂

Oh and I would have the most fantastic selection of high heels

You ever tried to walk in them?

You ever tried to walk in them?

yep, I’m a dab hand up to a 5″ heel, and none of that platform rubbish either, proper stilletos

ahem…. goth and the rocky horror show may have something to answer for, apparently I also have legs that most girls would kill for 😳

Tazzy, are you also a suicide bomber?

Do you shave them tazzy?!! 🙂

Tazzy, are you also a suicide bomber?

to be fair given my past history of boy partners more like a suicide bummer 😀

emma82 – epilation for the win and the chest… it keeps a boy smooth for longer 😀

yep, I’m a dab hand up to a 5″ heel, and none of that platform rubbish either, proper stilletos

You must be well short to start with – if you can pull wearing 5″ heels.

Not many men like their crumpet to tower over them.

to be fair given my past history of boy partners more like a suicide bummer

If only there were a like button..

nooooo, I epilate but it makes me have ingrowing hairs 🙁 Gone back to shaving. What about the *ahem* delicate areas? Bet you don’t epilate that bit!

nooooo, I epilate but it makes me have ingrowing hairs

use a exfoliating glove daily and it stops the ingrowing hairs.

can’t believe we’re doing a tazzies beauty tips, this is as bad as when i used to give advice to my girly goth mates on correct selection of eyeliner

ahhh good idea, I only exfoliate once a week or if im having a fake tan. Now you mention eyeliner….any tips? I probably should have been born a bloke, I’m not very ‘girlie’ although I’m better than I used to be!

emma82- do you use liquid or pencil?

I’m not very ‘girlie’

me neither, i’m a big old bruiser these days 😀