I have to air this otherwise I’ll say something verbally and I cant…

Flirty texts all day planning to get the boys to bed early….go up the road with the 1st born to get a bottle of plonk and plan is 2nd born will be in bed and then on arrival back 1st born to bed…

…no the neighbor opposite is sitting in our front room with her 10 month old daughter and her 4 year old daughter is running round the house with my 2nd born playing something or other…now 1st born is running round as well…

neighbors power is not working and she has come over to seek refuge till her husband and elec utility come to fix…that’s at 10pm

All I have to say is FFS !

I’m going out to take my campervan for a drive no action happening tonight…very annoyed as this is our only night free till next week and then the decorators are in…

arrrrrrrrGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

leave neighbour sitting your kids and take the missus to a secluded spot in the camper?

I’m going out to take my campervan for a drive

Never heard it called that before.

andyl – Member

leave neighbour sitting your kids and take the missus to a secluded spot in the camper?
^this.
And since when did no power mean you cannot be in a house with kids asleep?

take the neighbours keys and head over to their house with some candles.. I’m sure they wont mind.. failing that head to the man shed /cave and drink said bottle of plonk 🙂

Take them all in the van, kids asleep in no time, then it’s the 3 of you to entertain yourselves.
Seriously though, not getting your portion when it’s on the cards is one of life’s tests.

I’m going out to take my campervan for a drive

If ever someone was in need of a midlife crisis……. 😆

Flirty texts all day planning to get the boys to bed early….go up the road with the 1st born to get a bottle of plonk

NORWICH is what texting was made for!

then the decorators are in…

And this is a problem, how?

then the decorators are in…
And this is a problem, how?

Painters radio?

When the river runs red…..

Gutted!

Whatever happened to spontaneity OP. I hope you don’t plan sex itself as well as you do the run up….

1:30. Start kissing
2:31. Go deeper for some open mouth kissing
3:04. Caress x&£(*

Think you get the picture… 😉

5:04. Entry
5:05. Gooooooooaalllllllll!

Whatever happened to spontaneity OP.

Parenting small children kind of mitigates against it.

Parenting small children kind of mitigates against it.

Tonight’s “liaison” was apparently planned for after the kids went to bed.

Doesn’t that happen every night ?

Parenting small children kind of mitigates against it.

I’ve had small children – in fact they are only 9, 7 and 7 now. I know what it’s like but maybe I was trying for a laugh… As my wife says “The trouble is you think your funny…”

Gosh, an evening of nookie! Nookie stopped quite a few years ago in my marriage, she’s just not interested.

That is a tough situation Globalti…

she left just after 10 pm !

oh well at least the van got a drive !

Using jamj74’s schedule, you could have been done by 10:05pm

Using jamj74’s schedule, you could have been done by 10:05pm

To be fair you could shave 4:58 off that as I only put in a bit of foreplay to look considerate.

😀

What is this foreplay of which you speak?

What is this foreplay of which you speak?

It’s the bit of random platforming before going for the upward scrolling shooter.

Foreplay in Yorkshire consists of putting your chips in the bin and shouting ‘Brace yersen.’

Why? Can’t you eat your chips at the same time.

Multitasking?

Please…..

What is this foreplay of which you speak?

guitar band, popular a few years ago.

IGMC

A proper yorkshire man wouldn’t waste chips like that. Rest the chips on her back while she leans over the bin.

This thread is the strangest saddest in I’ve ever read.
Why would you post that. Is your life really that attention seeking that you tell everyone when you plan to have sex? You strange man

When MrsDummy and I have had a really nice evening out, we usually get in the door and she will say “I have to phone my Nana. I haven’t spoken to her for ages“. This is generally accurate, but her timing is interesting.

🙂

Chips ‘n’ dip.

It’s the bit of random platforming before going for the upward scrolling shooter.

Last time I did that I discovered an easter egg.

iolo – Member

This thread is the strangest saddest in I’ve ever read.
Why would you post that. Is your life really that attention seeking that you tell everyone when you plan to have sex? You strange man

its as sad as everyone else’s including yours…

Whilst I feel your pain (and have had similar experiences) have never been inclined to start a thread about it.

Flirty texts all day

IME indicative of nothing besides the fact that she was feeling flirty when you were at work. Believing she would still be flirty when you got home several hours later is a rookie mistake – again IME 🙁

Rohypnol, duckt tape and rubber gloves. Simples.

I can see the Headlines:

“Man in Campervan found in rough end of Town carpark with numerous Men and Women meandering to and fro”

Leading to an investigation by local Police.

Ends up on Crimewatch.

Ends up on ITV3 programme called “CamperVan Man seeks out new doggin site”

Relationship falls appart, family in disgrace, split up, kids hate Dad, ex hates Dad, Dad hates Dad. Dad ends up in numerous rough end of Town carparks and sells CamperVan to fuel his need for feeding his kids and ex Wife divorce costs.

It’ll end in tears I tells Yas.. 😆