To much bran ?

Alcoholics whisky choice (and quantity!)….

Stolen Loaf? nice of them to label your shoplifting?

Super bargain at Morrisons..

1 litre bottles at £11.99

Limited to 3 per customer, but go out again and back at another till.

You need to steer clear of all that fibre… I heard that it fixes calcium and gets it out of your system. Change it for fruit.

Nice token whisk by the way!

the stolen loaf was lush with the coffee the salvo 🙂

but there's 4 in your trolley…

but i went out again 😉

OMG …

Obviously training for the Puffer 2010……pleased to see the only green item is a printed piece of cardboard!

For a fully balanced diet your missing:

2 or 3 frozen deep pan pizza's
Large tub of ice cream
Family bag of crisps
Pepperami sticks, various
Chicken nuggets
A number of pork pies
1 tub of lard
2 x 2 litre bottles of White Lightning (aperitif, amuse/bouche)
20 Marlbro Reds

OMG …

OMG+1

4 bottles of whisky on offer, still got the check out to go through,only 3 per customers.

Its easier at Airport Customs.

Bells!!!!!
What a waste of £35.97! I'd rather have a decent bottle of single malt for that money.

@twohats

depends on much u drink 😉

Bells isn't a bargain at any price – you couldn't pay me to drink it.