https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/oct/06/drive-by-sex-toy-hacking-wake-up-call-britain-internet-security-vibrators

Who even knew this was a thing?

Why are sex toys internet capable in the first place?

I am genuinely at a loss on this one and find myself shaking my head and affecting a dazed look…..

Sure you havent been hacked ..
Shaking your head and affecting a dazed look eh .. 😀

She did well to disguise it as a coughing fit.

Shaking your head and affecting a dazed look

Which is probably what the affected people were doing after extricating the item.

I can imagine a load of blokes hurrying to lock their girlfriends toys away worried that they’ll wake up in the night being violated by an out of control anal intruder 😯

Why are they Bluetooth anyway? So they can ‘talk’ to each other? Or so you can do your amazon shop whilst amusing yourself?

There have been some very dystopian films and tv series about robots out of control, not sure anyone saw ‘Day of the Dildos’ coming.

It would be a very different photo if he was brandishing a plastic donger.

thecaptain – Member
She did well to disguise it as a coughing fit

😀

Why are sex toys internet capable in the first place?

Things have moved since the sex phonelines.

Things have moved since the sex phonelines.

Moved or expanded?

Well if they will leave the backdoor wide open what do they expect…

Is there a Strava equivalent for Rampant Rabbit users?

Why are they Bluetooth anyway?

I assume so you can control your sex aids from your smartphone. Give your partner a bit of a thrill in that boring business meeting perhaps?

Why are sex toys internet capable in the first place?

you still have a ‘Poke’ button on Facebook

*smashes poke button*

Do they sync with car infotainment systems?

I have wondered on occasion where the tingling buzzing sound came from..

*likes it*

This is rich and fertile land

I assume so you can control your sex aids from your smartphone. Give your partner a bit of a thrill in that boring business meeting perhaps?

This. I’ve heard of people doing it.

Blimey, I thought I made it up. Isn’t technology wonderful?

Alexa, set butt plug to vibrate and dildo to waggle.

Firmware updates innit

You can buy the lie back and think of england pack that buzzed away to god save the queen

A former mate of mines girlfriend told me her boyfriend used to love using her sex toys , maybe there’s an app to turn it off remotely

Give your partner a bit of a thrill in that boring business meeting perhaps?

Explains a lot about yesterdays Tory Party speech.

Has the strangest…..

allthepies – Member
Has the strangest…..

*Flicks remote*

*Flicks remote*

FLiCKS?

I knew, I went to a talk on it at a security conference. It’s on YouTube, I’ll see if I can find it.

Here.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJvgMiQkDHA[/video]

It’s well worth a watch, it’s eye-opening (so to speak).