Half and half football shirts

Reminds me of the old Alan Parker Urban Warrior joke about him intervening in an argument in a Glasgow pub between a Celtic fan and a Rangers fan

“I took their scarfs off them and placed the celtic scarf around the neck of the rangers fan and the rangers scarf around the neck of the celtic fan. They stopped their arguing and looked at me, then they looked at each other…. then they beat the crap out of me. But they did it together.”

I don’t know what’s more unhinged, the people who go to the bother of destroying two massively over-priced t-shirts, or the people who lose all control of their emotions because of it.

Football, it’s players and it’s fans continue to baffle and dismay me in equal measure.

Football, it’s players and it’s fans continue to baffle and dismay me in equal measure.