Minority reporting – Donald Trump prevents future crime as only he knows how
Planet of the Apeing – A different take on a classic film by a specialized German production house
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stoning – The ISIS take on sorcery

Pointing break – a documentary on the lives of bricklayers inbetween jobs.

The Ipcress Filing : art film about a temp job at MI6 which is not very exciting.

The cook, the thief, his wife and herring lover – an every day story of fish enthusiasts

The Lasting Kind of Scotland – what might have happened had the referendum gone the other way.

One flew over the Cuckoos nesting.

Bill Oddie gets a drone for Christmas.

Heating – Al Pacino and Robert De Niro star in an action packed 2 hours discussing radiators

Backing to the Future: Michael J Fox’s DeLorean gets stuck in reverse gear

‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidding’ – it’s a comedy western.

The Story of OING: French documentary charting the history of the Organisations Internationales Non-Gouvernementales.

Jurassic Parking – Old cars in a multi storey.

The Lord of the Ringings – Biopic of the inventor of downloading ringtones.

Chariots of Firing – Biopic of Stuart Lancaster.

Killing Bill – annoying meme stick man gets his comeuppance

The Stinging – short horror set the morning after a night at a particularly ropey indian restaurant

Tombstoning – Cliff-Jumping Cowboy epic

Shuttering Island – Documentary on Birmingham’s concrete roundabouts

M*A*S*H*I*N*G – Spin-off, about the characters of US Army field kitchen (Not to be confused with S*M*A*S*H, which was just a poor remake of the original, with none of the key ingredients)

The Lasting of the Mohicans – Sequel to Westworld, about a tribe of North American Indians who just won’t die

Shafting: Uncle John gets it on