After lurking on here for a year or so I finally decided to join up and join in.
It seems like a top place for answers to all life’s questions, bike related or not.
I live and ride in the kirklees area,ride on and off road, mainly local trails around the Mirfield,Dewsbury area.

Hello kinno

<ruffles hair>

have you ever been in a … in a Turkish prison?

Welcome, people here are usually friendly, but Joe Cocker’s dead so probably everyone’s in mourning for a bit.

Welcome! Just remember: Religion, tyres, and Joe Cocker are the three unmentionables.

EDIT: d’oh! I can’t even win the draw on Joe Cocker before everyone else is up.

Welcome. Hopefully if you have been lurking for a while you know who to ignore and the etiquette surrounding pudding, owning V5s, etc. Oh, and if you know the difference between patriotism and nationalism there is another thread that could do with your help.

And remember, don’t feed the big hitters trolls…

He’s dead ,why did no one tell me?

And at least this, your first post, hasn’t died a death due to inactivity. Yet.

Win win.

Hello from down south enjoy but just remember NO owning up to actually riding a bike EVER 😉

Riding a what?

Your first mistake was failing to post a question about some lifestyle choice unrelated to cycling. I don’t post here much anymore, it’s not healthy to know too much about the future. Good luck and godspeed.

Welcome. I do hope you have a log burner.

*waves from the south*

Good to have you among us! 🙂

Hi Kinno , what cheese grater do you have and what do you know about oven gloves?

Morning kinno, enjoy your stay.

Drac – Moderator
Welcome. I do hope you have a log burner

Has the basic entry requirements questionnaire been dropped? Now we just have to rely on hope rather than self certification?

Welcome aboard Kinno

*raises dirty flatcap*

‘Ow do Guv’nor.

Ich begrüße Sie ganz herzlich von das Vaterland. 🙂

Snigger. He said ‘vater”

Do you lift, bro?

Joe Cockers dead!

Again!

He is unlucky

Somebody need to lift him up where he belongs..

What’s your favourite cephalopod?

Skoda Octavia

Welcome. I do hope you have a log burner

If you don’t you soon will. Surprising how this place can shape your desires and opinions!

Anyway, welcome 🙂

I never got a welcome when I started on here.
If anyone wants to say hello feel free.
I like cats, computers and road bikes.

In what way do you like cats Zippy? are you the cat killer of Croydon?!

Double post.

Welcome to the jungle.

New meat, pass the sudocreme

Ich begrüße Sie ganz herzlich von das Vaterland.

I see your grammatical error and call you a spy.

Welcome. Remember that despite the odd bit of idiocy, this place is a truly wonderful source of info and help on basically any subject. Seriously, it’s awesome.

Oh, and the answer to your first question is Conti Vertical Pro.

Hi! Your off to a great start. I never considered saying hi when I started (or realised I wouldn’t be able to change my name to something supercool later). I just sidled in quietly and sat down. Other posters are right, it will help form your view of what is essential in life. Top tip: If like me you do not already own and cannot yet afford a wood burner, I have found that you can just put a pile of sticks on the gas hob. Just turn the extractor fan on and you will be fine…

Oh, and the answer to your first question is Conti Vertical Pro.

it will help form your view of what is essential in life

A Merkur 34c is a good place to start, also recommend a Simpson brush

Word.

Greetings from a foreign correspondent.

Welcome. I do hope you have a log burner.

And you drive an Audi.

How do.

Chuffing hell just come back from kids footy match and it’s gone mental.
Log burner-no
Audi- no (mazda bongo)
Beard-yes
obsession with sheds-yes

Stove top or nespresso?

STOVE TOP OR NESPRESSO?

French press (obsv)

percol instant coffee. Own a stove top but hardly use it,too much faff.