Last night, I did something against my better judgement and went into Barnsley for a ‘few drinks’ with some of the folk from work, not realising until the last minute it was mad friday. Long story short, within four hours I was totally wankered. Following this, during a long night of feeling unusual, I went downstairs searching for some alka seltzer. AND THEN IT HAPPENED! Completely unexpectedly, I somehow managed to sneeze, fart and spew up, all at the same time. Is there a name for this phenomenon, has anyone else ever experienced such a thing, and more importantly, will I die?