Some time in May. I forget when. I set the combination of my shed lock with the date, but we’ve moved house and I forgot to bring it with me.

Following on from this should I waste £2.99 on a bunch of flowers?

Since you’re married sex will be out of question, so I won’t suggest a PVC inflatable bondage chair (keep that for the mistress).

Flowers should do just fine….

Ask yourself this:

What would Mrs_the_Spider say if you turn up flowerless?

And…

How long before the scent of a flowers-relationship thread attracts hora? 😀

footflaps, have you got a

PVC inflatable bondage chair

for sale? or is it just a fetish?

did the other 7 involve flowers? if so then yes, if not then no, she’ll be thinking you’ve got a guilty conscience.

£2.99? even I’ll stretch to £4.99

Get a flower print **** Hammock from Cath Kidson*.

*This may not be in their current 2013 range, but you could drop them a mail to suggest it.

Get her a vase! 😀

I believe that, in a relationship, the ‘sexual return’ from a £2.99 bunch of flowers is a ‘disdainful glance at your genitals from across the bedroom’

Not worth it IMO.

If she wanted you to keeo bringing her flowers she shouldn’t have married you.

Give her a token for ‘His n Hers’ tattoos so you can both have the joyous date always in a place you can’t leave behind.