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  • 6ft teddy bear not included (wierd estate agent photos content)
  • thisisnotaspoon
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    So after the hastle of finding somewhere to move to we’ve now had the agents round to take photos, except no one thought to remove the ’emergency replacement boyfriend’ from the spare room. Awww he looks hungover.

    And that’s before we get to the exposure/horizon/anything else technical about the photo.

    There must be worse out there than that?

    And blatant plug:
    Anyone want a mahoosive apartment 20min ride from Swinely with a garage?

    http://www.romans.co.uk/Property-to-rent/in-wokingham/Woosehill%20Lane/RG41%202TT/100672

    scaredypants
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    you need to retake it with a bottle under his arm and half a kebab on the quilt

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Flip it over and you won’t be able to tell the difference.

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    thisisnotaspoon
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    you need to retake it with a bottle under his arm and half a kebab on the quilt

    The misus is out all week, I reckon a whole series of pics might be in order!

    thegreatape
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    So the emergency boyfriend bear goes on the bed when the missus goes away for the week?

    This thread is better without a series of pictures, thanks all the same.

    GregMay
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    We need Jamie more than ever.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    I think that is Jamie.

    drlex
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    ^
    V. Appropriate poster…

    bearnecessities
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    Touche, Sir.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    So the emergency boyfriend bear goes on the bed when the missus goes away for the week?

    2nd of 3 double bedrooms.

    Did I mention the flats massive and 20min ride from Swinley?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Did I mention the flats massive and 20min ride from Swinley?

    yes, but you also mentioned that the sex-bear’s not included
    I’m oot 🙁

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    [Img]https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8833/17827575512_073e79dc79_k.jpg[/img]

    drlex
    Free Member

    🙂
    Please be uploading image to Letting Agents website for max. lulz.

    GregMay
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    We need a smaller bear for him to “play” with.

    daftvader
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    GregMay… Have you shown this thread to your bear? Or is he still ashamed after you being locked in with him??? 😀

    eddie11
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    You sir have too much time on your hands 😆

    konabunny
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    lol

    rOcKeTdOg
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    That bear is well used to being in that position, is it wearing a ballgag too?

    piedidiformaggio
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    You lot need to feast your eyes on this place that’s up for sale

    http://www.alltheagents.co.uk/for-sale/details/36079058?search_identifier=4498fd71c47450d3626c0b4e09154fa7#CMpTQHQh2SHyaOaG.97

    Apparently Steve Harris from Iron Maiden owns it. The décor is, well it’s difficult to describe really!

    trail_rat
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    at least she packed away the cross and the human cage ……..

    wrecker
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    Apparently Steve Harris from Iron Maiden owns it

    Would figure, there are golden discs on the wall in some pics.

    dirtyrider
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    Iron Maiden house doesn’t look particularly out of the ordinary, just a bit dated decor wise

    trail_rat
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    i dont think the house in pieds link is that bad – i mean if i had the money i wouldnt turn my nose up at it.

    Certainly nicer looking than the laura ashley show homes around here ……

    hels
    Free Member

    I know that style in the Iron Maiden house exactly !

    It’s called “Rich and Famous”. Copyright Daniella Rossel

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2012/12/11/daniela_rossell_documenting_the_rich_and_famous_mexican_youth_photos.html

    munrobiker
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    £995 a month 😯

    muppetWrangler
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    Iron Maiden mans house is nice externally but hideous inside. Literarily everything he’s chosen to put inside that house makes it look worse. Have they made no money for the last twenty five years? Ancient video games and gym equipment from the Argos catalogue. And no sexy time bear.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    £995 a month

    Don’t hate the player, the EA actualy thought it could be worth quite a bit more as it’s so much bigger than anything else with 3 bedrooms in the area and not much at that price will have a garrage, but they become difficult to market as most people are looking for <£1000 flats or >£1000 houses even when the houses are significanlty smaller.

    You won’t find a 1 bed flat in the area for less than about £750, we’re pretty much at the celing price for flats/apartments in town itself. And on a £/m2 basis it’d be well over £1500/month as a house.

    There’s a 2 bed flat 5 minutes walk down the road for £2k a month, and it’s on the main road through town with no garage! 😮

    munrobiker
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    The TINAS house, yesterday-

    thisisnotaspoon
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    I wish 🙁

    Just means every spare penny goes on the flippin house rather than bikes.

    Lived in Teesside for a while, the biggest difference was everyone drove new cars (and mostly audi/bmw), down here the car parks full of 8 year old mondeo’s. People spend the same money, just aportioned differently.

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