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  • 50 shades of guff – actual news
  • surroundedbyhills
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    Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade

    BBC News Linky

    Attended other incidents, including releasing men’s genitals from toasters or vacuum cleaners

    Now I’ve heard the Vacuum cleaner legend before, but toasters! WTAF!

    Posted 9 years ago
    lemonysam
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    People do get very impassioned about their Dualits on here.

    Posted 9 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    Posted 9 years ago
    gofasterstripes
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    That’s one prawn I really don’t want to watch.

    Posted 9 years ago
    Cougar
    Full Member

    Howdly doodly doo!!

    Posted 9 years ago
    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    but toasters! WTAF!

    But they are so hard to shave, I was just trying to singe the hair off….honest.

    Posted 9 years ago
    scotroutes
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    Your point?

    Posted 9 years ago
    DrRSwank
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    Toasters. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

    Posted 9 years ago
    Cougar
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    I saw one of those guys earlier, coming staggering out of the zoo all battered and bruised, covered in cuts and with two black eyes.

    Turned out, he’d misheard his partner when she’d suggested he should have sex with the griller…

    Posted 9 years ago
    martinhutch
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    http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

    People are strange.

    Posted 9 years ago
    thepurist
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    My toaster has a setting to warm a muffin. Now I’m curious…

    Posted 9 years ago
    whatnobeer
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    And I thought it might of been that they had to rescue patrons from flooded cinemas…

    Posted 9 years ago
    deadlydarcy
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    I haven’t been listening to Kermode and Mayoso regularly recently, but I will be tuning in tomorrow. I reckon this could be one of Kermode’s golden rants. 🙂

    Posted 9 years ago
    MSP
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    http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

    People are strange.

    Thats not strange, now this is strange

    View post on imgur.com

    These really aren’t safe for work or the squeamish.

    Posted 9 years ago
    natrix
    Free Member

    ow this is strange

    http://i.imgur.com/INP3c9j.jpg

    Looks a bit like a certain Jeremy Clarkson………….

    Posted 9 years ago
    rene59
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    http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

    People are strange.

    ‘Kangaroo tumor’ 😯

    Posted 9 years ago
    bruneep
    Full Member

    No call out surprises me anymore

    Posted 9 years ago
    CountZero
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    I’m hoping the bloke from Empire Magazine reviews it on LaLa’s show on 6 tomorrow, his take should be very amusing.

    Posted 9 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    I haven’t been listening to Kermode and Mayoso regularly recently, but I will be tuning in tomorrow. I reckon this could be one of Kermode’s golden rants.

    I’ve cleared my diary ready for it! 😀

    Posted 9 years ago
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