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  • 35 Brutally Honest Reasons
  • B_Leach
    Free Member

    Why blokes turn down sexy times

    So… guilty of any?

    Posted 12 years ago
    Cougar
    Full Member

    Say no to… no, you’ve lost me.

    Posted 12 years ago
    B_Leach
    Free Member

    I know, but I saw “I drank too much whiskey and that means my d**k will be useless.” and thought of you lot 😛

    Posted 12 years ago
    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Say no to… no, you’ve lost me.

    Me too. What is “sexy times”?

    (Note: I may have been married too long)

    Posted 12 years ago
    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    36. Because we had sex 5 times yesterday, and I’m knackered.
    37. It’s 5:45 and just because it seems like I want to, I really want to still be asleep.

    Posted 12 years ago
    globalti
    Free Member

    They missed: “To be honest riding my bike is better than sex with you. And my bike doesn’t complain either.”

    Posted 12 years ago
    ir_bandito
    Free Member

    Because I just watched you take a poop because you left the door open and that’s not exactly something that puts me in the mood.

    There’s a piece of toilet paper stuck in your bush

    😀

    Posted 12 years ago
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