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32g of Picolax just arrived by Royal Mail...
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what should I expect
some sort of rectal probing in a few days time?
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*adds thread to favourites*
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to take the postie off your chirstmas card list. he obviously doesnt like you.
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its currently 11:09 on the 28th Jan 2012
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I expect you to double check the date of your appointment. Although for comedy value I'm secretly hoping you don't.
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If its for a lower bowel exmination, or a Barium ennema, expect windy conditons for a few days, along with white poo, and always wear trackies that you can easily evacuate from.
NO BELTS, BUTTONS, DODGY ZIPS,
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along with white poo
'1970's pavements' retro poo's in your own home
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MTFU - mix it in your camelbak and go for a ride.
(Disclaimer edit - that is a JOKE!)
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Keep drinking fluids! Picolax is amazing stuff: the Mr Muscle of bowel cleaners. Once you've taken it stay near a toilet.
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sorry ive got that wrong, its the 26th today, the 28th must be monday
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Are you sure its Picolax & not pickle-axe??
Anyway it could have been worse mate, it could have been that gopping retro jersey off eBay ;o)
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what should I expect..?
Don't trust any sneaky farts.
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Avoid lifts....
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lol @ soobalias you do realise today is Friday the 27th of January 2012?
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I am expecting a delivery soon. Can't wait, no sorry I can.
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It's not a delivery you're expecting, quite the opposite.
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I gave my wife 32g on Wednesday!
She has yet to forgive me....
And I have a large amount 'waiting to go' (so to speak!)
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I gave my wife 32g on Wednesday!
Officer........
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Anyone else start giggling simply by seeing the thread subject?
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Picolax has a faster delivery time than Royal Mail, remember dont push unless sitting down on the toilet.
Just think of mount etna errupting and youll get the idea,oh and there is plenty of sound effects before and after.
Like thwe beginning of Stingray, anything can happen in the next half hour.
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Dare you to snort it
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MTFU and do the lot up your bugle.
In a oner.
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For the love of all things holy someone link to THAT epic picolax thread. You know for his information...
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Mic up your toilet.
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Remember, you just get totally harmless wind for the 1st few hours so go for some really loud farts when the feeling first comes on
Course, they're wasted unless you're out in public so go down the shops at least
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Before taking any, stock up on:
-the softest toilet roll money can buy
- vaseline
- some kind of spray bottle if paper gets too much
- possibly a nappy if you have to be out of the house for any period of time.Posted 3 months ago # -
Unusual choice of recreational pharmaceutical, Yunki.
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'unusual choice of recreational pharmaceutical, Yunki.'
So it's shit shit, then?
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It helps if you go swimming. It will be fine, honest.
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Mine actually arrived about an hour after I posted that I was expecting a package from the NHS. Oh the joy. My sister has warned me to get some Sudocreme/sore bot treatement and apply it when you start. DON'T wait until the soreness sets in. Though if like me (and here) you are having your insides looked at for similar reasons you may already be very familiar with the regular application of various ungents to ease the old ring sting.
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