Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and c-beams glittering in the dark ?
I think you mean sea breams.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Billy the ships mate and c-beams glittering in the dark ?
I think you mean sea breams.
Bin Laden's flip flop?
Is the answer Hartlepool?There's too much of this shit on here
Steve Bobs following a botched burial at sea.
A Mint Sauce key ring waiting to be delivered?
Oh all right, I'll tell you.
An Owl. 3 miles out at sea, off Hartlepool. Defo an owl cos my mate who was with us is a bit of an ornithologist said it was & 3 others all said together, '**** me, thats an owl'
Anyway, sorry it wasn't more exciting but I didn't expect so many replies.
No iDave, now I know he didn't die at sea I can spend the weekend hoping his brakes fail
I'll let you know about that. I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch.
I know, I know <waves hand in air>
Some honey (wrapped up in a five pound note)
and now it's off to Scotland with you and the bike?
more likely a drowned owl & cat - ed: ah, I see we have an answer
Zzzzzzzz
Was it flying through the Stargate?
Hang on, I'll give you a clue.....'The owl & the pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful pea green boat',.
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
I hope you rabbit dies & you can't sell the hutch
Wow, that really is abstract. You've redeemed yourself... have a nice trip.
This thread was a real hoot.
bikebouy - MemberNah, It was a piccy of a STARGATE.. only I've lost the bloomin toolbar for the upload link..
There you go . . .

Nah, you just missed off the '/' from the last img bracket. I have nothing useful to add to this thread - just wanted to see the stargate piccy
^^ looks like a swimming pool not a gate
Is that a treadmill in front of the stargate swimming pool?
Possibly, the plane has already taken off though
OP heading up north today...:
An owl? After all that? I was moderately surprised the first time I saw one at work (about 50km from the nearest land). But then it did buzz me, talons out when I stepped out of the control room...
Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest!
was his name Dave?
TuckerUK - Member
Damn, I still had a whole load of funny (debatable I know) answers to suggest!
Same here. An OWL FFS!
Shall we just keep going anyway?
INRATS has there been an answer worth reading?
The best thing to find in the Sea off Hartlepool, is dashing aquatic hero Timmy Mallett
200th post brings a joke:
What kind of owl do you find in the kitchen??
twitchy trigger finger........
coming to the partuy a bit late but....
A confused looking Barry Manilow singing Bermuda triangle.
I know! I know!
was it an owl?
David Walliams
Vikings?
The yellow submarine?
a bear peeing in a wetsuit?
Was it stuffed?
I wish I'd dropped the Timmy Mallett much earlier.
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