A shark? C’mon, that was a pretty sensible guess!

David walliams eating turds whilst swimming

shopping trolley

Was it a Peruvian with an afro, called Basil?

If so, can you remind him he owes me two tubes?

Ta

I find it hard to believe that a baby robin could have made it’s way so far offshore, but if you insist…

Can’t believe nobody else has yet suggested an antelope.

Octopussy?

aracer at least 2 people on page one have already suggested an antelope.do keep up old boy 😉 i reckon it was a giant squid fighting captain birds eye the op saw 🙂

Mermaid!

Some Samali pirates, waaaaaaaaaay off the beaten track
Or whatever the sea faring equivalent is

An antelope sitting in a shopping trolley, playing a hovering piano while balancing a dog (which is eating a greggs tuna stottie) on his head?

Off the coast of Hartlepool? One of those three eyed fish from the Simpsons is my bet.

ringo star ?

Can I vote this as the funniest thread since I re-read the picolax thread?

Arthur Scargill?

The solution to the Euro Crisis?

My Mum?

Wayne Rooney making a covert escape?

Robson Green or Gazza?

Rock Lobster?

Sorry I missed that – and anyway, it was such a funny answer I’m sure nobody minded me posting it again.

Jo brand

Joe Murray?

twelve gondaliers deciding where to go for their Christmas lunch?