Well you'll never guess so i' ll tell you.
Shall I?
a fish?
floating turd?
or
McDonalds rubbish?
mother theresa's face in a baguette 😕
Monkey?
torpedo
Old Gregg??
Polar bears?
Smog?
Hartlepool? From a distance?
A Gull??
Your reflection?
An antelope attacking a cyclist?
A mouse using a hob nob for a raft?
Don Johnson?
No sensible answers yet. Not even 'fish'
The missing window licker?
jeremy clarkson ?
A fat bike?
An antelope?
Edit- dam to slow
A South African MTB'er being knocked off his bike by an Impala/Antelope/Wildebeast?
Edit: Dagnammit.
Okay then, a plane taking off (or not) from a floating treadmill?
No sensible answers yet. Not even 'fish'
The suspenders are killing me.
a shoe full of bailys
TJ, walking on water.
So I guess it's not an aeroplane on a treadmill then.
A friend of Liam Fox with a business card and everything?
A periscope from a Russian submarine and, when you looked closer, Sean Connery's eye?
I'm going for shark but presume I have a long way to go to find out
This? I haven't bothered looking to see if anyone else has mentioned it... But it is AWESOME...
arora borealis ?
God? It's got to be God surely?
A load of people on Elwick village Green pointing at the tossers on the fishing boat?
(well you didn't say which direction you were!)
A disorientated OAP?
A Russian submarine ?
...love in each others eyes? (It's a romantic place)
Fox and Werritty?
Shergar?
Him out of the Manics?
A monkey making a breakout?
The light?
The hopelessness of it all?
The funny side?
Lord Lucan in a rowing boat ??
A shark? C'mon, that was a pretty sensible guess!
David walliams eating turds whilst swimming
tonyg2003 - MemberA monkey making a breakout?
Would that would be a chimp in a tunic making for a chasse marree?
shopping trolley





