A mate of mine back in school days entertained a young lady while on a camping trip (Swanage girls were pretty easy going in the mid 80’s by all accounts, CTBM may be able to comment)

She was reluctant to provide an appropriate ‘receptacle’ for his emissions but instead offered up her undercrackers. Which were then discarded in the bottom of his sleeping bag for several weeks before his mum, for reasons unknown, decided it would be a good idea to turn his sleeping bag inside out and put it on the line to air…….

He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back.

He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back.

Vase…

🙂

Is it going to be more flowers, chocolates, wine n that PVC chair thingy tonight n he gets to do her up the wrong un?

Poor girl on the train next to me is wondering why I’m crying and stifling chortles.

Poor girl on the train next to me is looking at my socks with some suspicion.

Are they standing up by themselves, and threatening passers by?

I must stop reading STW at work 😀

Reminds me of the time when I pulled and unleashed the beast with a big smile.

She looked, smiled and said ‘very nice, you are proud aren’t you? But my ex was nearly 12inches long’ 😕

But my ex was nearly 12inches long’

Did you spot a miniature step ladder next to her bed?

It’s hard to compete with a one-foot lover.

(Literally)Gets to all those places that you couldn’t reach.

Behind the fridge?

binners, enough with the Benny Hill / Hora stuff. I’m trying to get some work done here!

But my ex was nearly 12inches long’

He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back

Sadly I was the victim of simlilar humiliation when my mum found my then girlfriends knickers under my bed. Luckily my dad was a lot more understanding. He gave me a firm pat on the back and said well done!

eh, her ex was Ed Milliband?

More cheese………

I take it you all spotted the time on tall martin’s post

tall_martin – Member
Well the answer for me is

take flowers

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Works out about 7am, so I assumed he’d just got home 😉

Oh I miss those days 🙁

I’m a granddad now, I vaguely recall chasing women, but can’t remember why 😕

Never mind that, how the **** did you get that username past the mods?????

😆 😀 😆

But my ex was nearly 12inches long’

You should have tried inflating ‘her’. Once fully inflated I’m sure ‘she’ would have been about 5 1/2 feet tall

Ah hairy minge. Furry muff for getting it passed the mods.

Ah hairy minge and Furry muff for getting it passed ^^round^^ the mods.

FTFY

The bad voices in my head made me say it.. then they ran away